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About Me

I think I've mellowed out in recent years. But I still lose control of my mouth once or twice a day. If I don't know you but you want to "friend" me for some unknown reason - make sure you message me first or I'll delete yo' ass.I got friends, family and two turn tables and a microphone. I'm where it's at.I also do this in my spare time:..

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who thinks speech impediments are funny. Someone who agrees with me when I say the Chinese are trying to take over the world. Someone who's never put milk in their cereal. Someone who knows too much about movies and entertainment and not enough about current events. Someone who can broaden my vocabulary. Someone who's done things that I've only dreamt about. That's all. Anyone of those things will do.Metro

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Questions for the Collar

Tonight I lay in bed, unable to fall asleep.  I thought about reading a book, but which one?  I thought - I should read the Bible - that shit'll put me right to sleep.  Then I began thi...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:14:00 GMT

Sometimes Even Being Naughty is Funny

Some good dirty jokes.   1. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?Goes-in-tight.2. What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like?Depends ...3. What's "68"?You do me and I owe you one.4. What d...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:41:00 GMT

I’ve seen the future.

And it looks good to me!! http://www.nypost.com/seven/06182007/news/regionalnews/dared evil_doc_killed_on_l_i_e__regionalnews_selim_algar__joe_moll ica_and_andy_geller.htm
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:52:00 GMT

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

Ever been sick?  I mean, really sick.  So sick that you've been in bed for a week straight?  You're not going to work, you're not seeing your friends, you're not eating, barely sleeping...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:38:00 GMT

Some Brotherly Advice

My little brother, Timmy posted a blog about relatoinships.  Poor kid.  I think he's 14...maybe 13.  I can't remember.  His myspace says he's 21...lol  Don't ask me why...he's...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 19:23:00 GMT

Something on my mind...

Why are the only free things in life are a drink of water from the water fountain and a book of matches from the gas station?   just askin'...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 20:21:00 GMT

Can You Feel It?

I just wanted to post a blog of love.  A love blog (love bug....love blog...gettit?).  Today, I love the world.  No, really.  I love that I can drive down the road and not&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:09:00 GMT

Have you ever seen Neil.....ON WEEEEEED?!?!?!

Some of you may not believe this, but I don't smoke pot.  Truth is, I don't do any drugs.  I've done my experimentation and outgrew it.  I'm fine with a beer or two.  Pot was anot...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 05:49:00 GMT

Kings...a drinking game

Last night was Superbowl Sunday and I went to my friend Anthony's party.  I got to see a bunch of people I haven't seen in a while.  It was pretty awesome... But we didn't play Kings.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Now Who's Being Selfish?

People say that suicide is a selfish and cowardly thing to do...but wouldn't it be just as selfish for everyone to force a person who didn't want to live anymore....to live?  To continue being mi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:27:00 GMT