The Vengeance Party.. This is a band in trouble. Not only are half of them mentally ill, they are also head over heel in love with Barbara Streisand (some might say the two are connected). Particulary the singer, Knut Ã…kra, has, on several occasions before he's passed out, been know to utter these words "Put on some Barbara Steisand, before I pass out!" The Vengeance Party consists, in addition to the lame bastard Ã…kra, of the following people: Sindre Hillesdal, an almost mythological character playing the guitar to the joy and amusement of the hardcore local Bridge club, where he sometimes works part-time as a guitar & dance-man. Jone Thoresen, or as he prefer to be called "The Bassist Formerly Known As A Bassist", a fat little arsehole who claims he invented gravity as he was the first man on earth fat enough to hit the ground. And then at last, the introduction we've all been waiting for, Steinar "Toolbar" Hjelmbrekke, also known as "The Half Incredible Hulk", The Party's handyman who generally plays whatever instrument he's being told to play. The only intrument he's under suspicion of not being able to play is the so-called "Camel's Arse", which is an arabic instrument from the mid-evil times. This, however, has never been proved, as the band is banned from all arabian countries due to Ã…kra's attempt to smuggle 100000 tons of Barbara Steisand products into the market.
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