Attention!

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
- Tim Allen -

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
- Robin Williams -

We’ve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don’t know which way to sit on a lavatory.
- Stephen Fry -

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
- Groucho Marx -

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
- Albert Einstein -

Death was Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
- Terry Pratchett (Strata, 1981) -

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
- Janet Coleman -