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a Lump of Cheese

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a solid food usually made from the milk of cows, goats, sheep, and other mammals.

I am made by curdling milk using a combination of rennet (or rennet substitutes) and acidification.

Bacteria then acidify the milk and play a role in defining the texture and flavor of me and most of my family. Some of my family also feature molds (they're stinky people), either on the outer rind or throughout (they really should shower sometimes).

Personally, I am yellow - and full of holes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is lactose intolerant - please dont eat me!I get scared easy!

My Blog

An Ode to cheese

I think that I shall never seizea poem tasty as some cheese.A cheese to which my mouth is pressedas though it is a lady's breast.And though you find me odd, I sayth...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Help Me!!

HELP MEEEE!!I'm under attack!!
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:34:00 GMT

The fear I live with everyday

I sit here... cold... alone...awaiting the inevitable... a quick flash of light as the door of the fridge opens, an arm reaches in - is this it, is the end? will I finally be eaten today?the arm reach...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:49:00 GMT