Cum Napkin Jr. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

You taste like a burger.

I don't like you anymore.

aim - dyinginthisroom

My Interests

New Found Glory Is The Best Band Ever. Don't Even Bother Arguing.

I'd like to meet:

No one else really.

Oh, Wait,

Beverly Switzler

Music:

I could name-drop bands all fucking day to try to impress you, but I couldn't give two shits what you think of my taste in music. Rest assured, I listen to better music than you.

But either way, here are the five I am listening to at the moment (in no particular order)

Gaslight Anthem
Kid Dynamite
Gorilla Biscuits
The Lawrence Arms
The Loved Ones

Bands That SuckThere are more bands being added here everyday. Check back to find out when your favorite band will be added.

30 Seconds to Mars
Coheed and Cambria
Eighteen Visions
From First To Last
Chiodos
The Academy Is
Bjork
Bright Eyes
The Blood Brothers
Neon Blonde
From Autumn To Ashes
Saosin
Something Corporate
Modest Mouse
The Mars Volta
Beck
Iron & Wine
Mindless Self Indulgence
Head Automatica
Action Action
Thunderbirds Are Now
Franz Ferdinand
Interpol
The Early November
John Mayer
The Rapture

Movies:

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade is the best movie ever. Sean Connery and Harrison Ford? How could you go wrong?

Better Off Dead
Love Actually
Club Dread
Super Troopers
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
28 Days Later
Edward Scissorhands
March of The Penguins
Grandma's Boy
10 Things I Hate About You
Can't Hardly Wait
Black Sheep
American Beauty
Falling Down
Etc...

Television:

America's Funnies Home Videos and Futurama almost exclusively.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Thomas Harris
Ken Kesey
C.S. Lewis
Robert Louis-Stevenson
Peter Benchley
Dean Koontz
Frank Portman
James Patterson
Michael Crichton
J.K. Rowling
Salman Rushdie
H.G. Wells
Jules Verne

Flowers For Algernon

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Totally Un-Ironic)

The Onion

I also like Trashy Romance Novels, and The 5 Chinese Brothers...

My Blog

I Don't Grasp Your Values

It hurts my heart to know that so many things that I held dear growing up are being desecrated at an alarming rate. Exhibit A: AFI. Saturday Night, I caught these pompous douches on SNL.&...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

Set Back The Setbacks

Today's High Point: Brand new red urinal screens in the bathroom at work. I hate my life....
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:17:00 PST

Classic Paul Walker

This one day, while on the way to the "Meet The Deedles" set, Paul Walker came across a homeless person. The homeless person said "Could you spare some change, or maybe that ho...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

I Love Paul Walker

So the other day, Paul Walker and I were eating at Denny's. It was around 3 in the morning and we were coming off a night of hard drinking. The waitress was moderately attra...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:32:00 PST

Don't You Know Who The Fuck I Am!?

Alright, so I go to Burger King yesterday for breakfast, as I like to do on Saturday mornings, and as I am walking in, I notice that the weird homeless looking guy that always stare...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

Who I Would Like To Meet:

"Hitler, so I could kick him in the nuts" OH MY GOD! You hate him too!? You and I are gonna be great friends, because we both hate THE MOST UNIVERSALLY HATED MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. You are ...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:30:00 PST

I Can't Be The One, I've Held This Back For Too Long

This dude on the other side of the building keeps sneezing. No big deal under normal circumstances, but this guy exaggerates the fucking hell out of it. AHHHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOO he yells.&nb...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:53:00 PST

Sometimes I Think I Am Out Of My League, But Sometimes I Think I Can Dream

There is this guy I work with. He is fucking huge. So huge that he wears Hawaiian shirts everyday because regular shirts dont fit over his fatnormous back. His lunch break c...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:15:00 PST

That's Right Bitch, Fuck 'Em All

This is an actual conversation I had with some girl on here: Samantha: Just wondering if you have ever thought about joining the army... trying to open people up to the idea becau...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:46:00 PST

Look, I Just Don't Like You

I work in Dearborn. For those of you who dont know, Dearborn has the second highest Arab population in the country, second only to New York City. NYC has 69,985 out of 8,008,278, where as...
Posted by Cum Napkin Jr. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:43:00 PST