where are my fucking paperclips?? |
alright, where are they???what in the hell did you steal my paperclips? i'm not talking about the shitty metal ones - no i'm talking about my multicolored soft flexible apex of office supplies. damnit...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 15:25:00 GMT |
seems outrageous, but well.. it really happend |
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Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:42:00 GMT |
wtf - its been that kinda day |
when did people get the idea that they have the right to be inconsiderate, obnoxious and just plain unhealthy to the general public. Hey, can I piss in your coffee? it won't hurt you, you might not li...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 19:13:00 GMT |
you know youre a roller girl when... |
my abridged version - The top 20 you know you're a roller girl when& 20. You find yourself worrying that you are not eating enough carbs rather than too many19. You feel really short wa...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:24:00 GMT |
huh |
won a drinking contest with an indian - dots not feathers, wait was he even participating, or was it jsut me..mmm... hungry now, got no food in the fridge, someone bring me cheese fries
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 23:41:00 GMT |
no socializing in stillwater bar |
hey old buddy lets meet for a drink. great, you even assemble table in an open-air area of the bar just so I can drink with you. you're always so thoughtful. You and two other friends are smoking,...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 19:39:00 GMT |
still sweatin |
Hell of a Zumba party. We managed to pack 46 pairs of boogey shoes into the Stillwater YMCA for an hour and half. Thanks to everyone who came and especially Melanie for rockin it.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:19:00 GMT |
too long on a college campus |
Its the first day of the fall semester. This is usually the most exciting day in Stillwater where campus is rejuvenated with a sense of hope and endless possibilities in the school year. I...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:50:00 GMT |
damnit |
i just typed a great explanation of why i posted a bulliten instead of a blog entry last time i drank too much, and i accedentally hit the wrong key and lost the entire string of text. guess its...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:37:00 GMT |
Just cant bring myself to sell the garage ornament |
With the acceptance of my 10-year high school reunion approaching, I have pictured myself grudgingly stating, "Yeah I still have that old car." Yikes do I really want to be that person who still clin...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 17:38:00 GMT |
