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All Your Base Are Belong To Chris

About Me

I'm a handicap rights advocate who gets excited by things like women, German, German women, history, social studies, the future, chatting on-line, and peace and love. And how about a good ol' fashioned thermonuclear war? ..
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No racists. That's about it. Some ladies would be nice. Les Claypool!

My Blog

Chris Bowsman Presents: Near-Death Experiences: The Other Life

I don't know how I forgot this. Dedicated now, with Love to Jennifer Anne Rovang. Chris Bowsman 10-28-07 Public Speaking Near-Death Experience: The...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:42:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: Communication notes

1. Language has rules.2. Language creates reality.3. Language is arbitary and symbolic.4. Language is abstract.5. Language organizes and classifies reality.1. Speech is not like written language.2. Sp...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Oldie but a goodie: Explaining Totalitarianism 10/23/04

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Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:24:00 GMT

For Erin & Jamie

You scored as Existentialism, Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism:  You choose the meaning and purpose of your life."Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the wor...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 22:51:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: The Strange Journey Through Toad Lane With Merlin Wolfman

Scrabble words in bold. I swear they cheated!   The Strange Journey Through Toad Lane With Merlin Wolfman   Our moms would be mad if they saw us now. Driving fast down a dirt road, our van f...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 13:54:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: Letters & Numbers = Pictures

Letters & Numbers = Pictures Imagine a caterpillar slithering across a green grass field. Ill bet the thing you didnt know was that you didnt imagine the caterpillar. Which is to say, I made ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 May 2006 01:44:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: Why Do We Vote For Gods?

This was my final paper for English 102. It's kinda stream of consciousness. Original was a lot worse.         Why Do We Vote For Gods? By Chris Bowsman 12-5-05 English 102 Dr....
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 19:00:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: Christoph Slams Daft Punk

Yeah! An article to piss off my friends! Yay! Here it is: Christoph Slams Daft Punk: In 1992, the British magazine Melody Maker dubbed some Beach Boys cover done by some French no-name wannabes as a ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 22:17:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: How To Buy Love Without A Hooker

I'm putting this here because no one else will read it. This is based off my notes on women I collected while watching the Oxygen channel with my mother all day. I wrote it down one boring day in my d...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:27:00 GMT

Chris Bowsman Presents: Green

At the behest of Bobby Bobby, I now present this article: Green: I remember green. It was 2nd grade. We had an assignment to choose our favorite color. I sat in deep thought for a while, because ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 10:49:00 GMT