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Profile GeneratorBattered Fish is a promotional company in Cyprus that promotes electronic dance music events, good vibes and crazy parties.What's it like at our events/parties you say? We like 'em extremely sick and severely twisted so you better make sure you're in the right frame of mind or you might need to seek out professional help by the end of the night. However in most cases it is too late by the end of the night so make a note of this:If you (the clubber) come to one of our parties and suffer from some sort of psychological / mental damage resulting in your admittance to a maximum security psychiatric ward Battered Fish can in no way be held accountable for this.
You have been warned by the promoter (Battered Fish Promotions) so if by an chance you come to one of our parties and you're not in right state of mind then any suffering you encounter is due to your own stupidity.Many of you ask why call ourselves Battered Fish as it's a somewhat stupid name for a promotions company, well let us tell you something...WE LIKE BEING STUPID!Battered Fish is named Battered Fish because of the simple fact that when you're at a party we feel like it's an ocean and all the clubbers are fish and they're battered (one way or another) and that sounds somewhat stupid but guess what...WE LIKE BEING STUPID!Only one thing left to say now, and it's a question, a very important question:How battered will you be?
