(a.k.a. June The Moon) (a.k.a. Offie Benfield) (a.k.a. Offie Simeon) (a.k.a. Simeon) for more references, see your local post office posters.
(Buy the way, some guys are actually named "June". I don't know why)
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If you like songs you've never heard before, I do 'em.
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For my personal bio, make one up. I do it all the time. One fact that I swear is almost the truth, is that my father's name was OFFIE, but they called him "OFF". I was named for him. So they said I was a "Little Off". I never got that. They also said I was born around 1945, April 27, on a Friday afternoon. I can't swear to any of this, but it sounds reasonable.
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Disclaimer: I didn't make any of this up. I stand by everything here.
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Well, there was that one thing, but I couldn't walk a straight line on the best day of my life...and some states don't even allow a breath-a-lizer as proof.
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But, I love the songs I do. They are sometimes sweet and sometimes sad and sometimes funny and sometimes they cause you to think. They are songs to listen to. They are the songs of poets. I even do some of my own.
If that's not information about me, I'm allergic to antihistamines.
I don't have any good photographs of me, but think Robert Redford.
Then think the opposite.