About Me
OnCe aGaIn SoMe PuSsY BITch FuK'd WiTh MY accOUNT So HEre's My NeW ONe.. ok. some say i'm like paris hilton, but i'm smart and good in bed, twice a week i love to go Slumming wit Mighty Joe young and Reefer Sutherland....And when im alone i eat jars of peanut butter the smooth kind.....I like long walks on Frozen lakes and I used to also enjoy cruising the coast and pickin up hot Bitty's and telling them my father is Harrison Ford, and now I don't have to tell them nothing..I also like the ladies who carry big bags, full of tricks that is. I like Boozing until i look like an idiot, and when i get to the point of seeing double, i talk to myself. I like doing Movies for show. all i really Just want to do is bring the good times back thats all...right..yesterday all i did was Sit back and relax ask peeps if they want some of my Fresh Jive while sipping cold green tea at cafe audrey... Also if you want to talk to me u better not bring any of that Weak sauce cause i wont be havin it aightt. but really I'm kind've like a dungeon dragon only if it was a dress rehersal though and only on a Sunday afternoon after brunch. And once in awhile I wish I lived inside that game street fighter and was the player ryu just so i can make that noise he makes when he throws his fa-new-kin punch.I like drinking hi C ecto cooler juice box's with out the straw on my days that I play botch E ball in the park with the old folks .I like talking mad shit especially when i shadow box battle my self in the mirror at my favorite restaurent yoshinoya on Vine and santa monica, the south west corner. all the rules where meant to be broken, I'll let u know when you break rule number 1 and maybe let u know when we break rule number 4 together.I have a closet full of mysteries.And i woke up this morning there was a dinosaur on my bed, so i drank some nyquil and went back to bed as he sang me lullabys's only the cabbage patch kids would know. and I don't know about the city that never sleeps, cause that means no one ever dreams, and i don't wanna live there. and i like to live every week like its shark week or maybe every other week, i like the balance. Some people say" yeah,you got problems" yeah i do, so fuckin what, i got crazy habits, but why not be young and crazy and then old and wise. and sometimes i like to spit, for like the whole day, seriously, like lugee's, and sometimes i can hit the gound with it and suck it back up into my mouth without the spit actually falling a part,its real good and sweet at times, just ask me, i'll do it for ya and then cuss alot, just beause fuck.Fuck I'm not worried though, just fuckin as long as you don't fuckin tell mother.In my past life i think i was a skater like a figure one, at wonderlands down by the river in the park, thats bearsly park that is. and what I want to do to you is what spring does with the cherry trees, and sometimes i wanna be cold lampin like solid gold, also i never lie, i simply write fiction with my mouth.Oh PLEASE...If everyone's gonna start telling the truth around here I'm going to bed. and sometimes i feel Like being placed on the handle bars of a blind man's bike, why i don't know but its like halloween in my mouth.the way i see it, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your going to see some serious shit.come on, seriously,somebody ride back into town with me, so we can get a shit-load of dimes.so what,painting is a lie that tells the Truth. sometimes I want to be violated by insight. and i like to eat more pussy than cervical cancer. I like to think i got a mind like a ninja and a mouth like a pirate, i usually hurt everyone i love because i runaway.and i always think its a good idea at the time.and i feel like fat children took my life. also i tend to think The cave u fear 2 enter holds the treasure u seek. and I have retired from working.and don't we all know that her body was amazing, it was her mind that never went to the gym. yeah how about, Fee Fah Bin Doo Wah, whatever the fuck that means.and Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.so pony up bitches. iTs kiNdvE like wishIN' tO be thE friCtiOn in yO MOm jEans.. and one day I wanna hunt chickens and sleep outside, and theres no really excuse for my behavior except Danish is the most healthy choice for breakfast. and you see that, those Cops are eating Milanos. What kindve of a crazy town is this? hey and if u can't take a punch, you should play table tennis, bitch. oh,oh..This is my rap video, i did it cause, i don't know. .. .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 yup yup, i it's that sweet. white mike hollywoods holding down the sex drugs and motherfuckin couture handbags, bitch. Oh here's another one of me interviewing the lugnuts, yo.
