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Heroes:

CHUCK NORRiS :]
*Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
*Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
*When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
*Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
*Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
*Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
*Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
*There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
*There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
*The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
*Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
*If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
*If you cant see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
*On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
*Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
*If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
*Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
*Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
*Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
*Chuck Norris invented water.
*Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
*Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.