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Patrick

I'm like Charmin ... without the shit.

About Me

a.navbar:hover, a.man:hover, a:hover { color:rgb(193,201,229);I'm a good-natured grump, with a weakness for Whirleyball and boy shorts.

My Interests

Movies, Music, Caulking, Dissolving Urinal Cakes, Shooting Dirty Pool

I'd like to meet:

Someone who doesn't snap gum, nag, or go on about how they've been stalked. Get over yourself! And if you think I'm trying to stalk you, it's not gonna happen. I'm way too self-involved and lazy for that shit.

Music:

The Replacements, R. Kelly, The Strokes, Beck, Jane's Addiction, Andrew W.K., Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lifter Puller, Cat Power, Spoon, Interpol, Television, Beastie Boys, Dillinger Four, The Hold Steady, F.O.W., Le Tigre, The Faint, Har Mar Superstar, The Shins

Movies:

Electra Glide in Blue, Party Animal, Nothing to Hide, Buffalo 66, The Wicker Man, Kicking & Screaming, Crumb, The Verdict, DeathDream, Desperate Living, Igby Goes Down, To Live and Die in L.A., Exorcist, Paper Chase, Parallax View, Star 80, On the Right Track

Television:

Baretta, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Mr. Show, Da Ali G Show, Small Wonder, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Kids Incorporated, St. Elsewhere, Twin Peaks, The Ben Stiller Show

Books:

The Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, Lights Camera Sex by Christy Canyon, David Mamet plays, Crazy From the Heat by David Lee Roth, Goodbye Columbus, The Dirt by Motley Crue

Heroes:

Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle