Swans. Singing loudly. Man-like behaviour (don't ask). Sunday nights down the pub. Occasional nostalgic trips to Kinky. Shouting random catchphrases at each other. 'Special' moments. Menacing. And gardening. For cultural purposes.
David Hasslehoff. SpongeBob. Baywatch lady from Celebrity BB. Noel Edmonds. Richard Whitely (pre-death). That dude who makes the pizza hut adverts. And the person who invented the TJ's chain. But not any members of the so-called 'House of Skirt'. Sluts.
The variety is too large to cover. As long as its not mobo-shit. Innit.
Anything ABC1 related, Neighbours, Home and Away, Eastenders, Deal or No Deal, Time Team... The HOF has a lot of spare time on its hands.
*insert mocking laughter here*
Hasselhoff. Nuf' said.www.davidhasselhoff.com