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The House of Flange

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About Me

© Designs by MCTThe House of Flange (a.k.a The 'HOF') was founded in September 2004, in Leicester, UK. It is a special society, with 7 founding members. They are Tasmin 'Ho-bag' Roscoe, Claire 'The Suvnor' Wilson, Claire 'Northern Monkey' Cook, Sarah 'Fringe' Tharp a.k.a 'wombat', Laura 'Shit Faced' Shepherd, Polly 'I've been a vegetarian my whole life' Taylor and Jennifer 'I have serious blood lust issues' Comley. The 7 members came together when being forced into a cramped and smelly 7 bedroomed flat on arrival at the scum hole university, also known as DeMontfort. They formed a strong and, some may say disturbingly, close relationship. Much hilarity and drama ensued for a year of uni living before 6 out of 7 members decided to move into a house together, recruiting a new member. This members name is Amy 'Buffet' Lock, who attends the other, some may say more so, scum hole university of Leicester. Unfortunately, the member 'Ho-bag' did indeed live up to her name, and was forced out of the HOF, so to save the other members sanity. For indeed they did live in fear of becoming as psychotic as that skanky ho-bag. We will provide full details on request.These days, the HOF can be found frequenting such glamourous locations as the Polar Bear, the Soar Point and DMU Student Union. Occasionally, though not often because they are becoming old gits at the ripe old age of 20-23, they branch out and inflict the flange-house message in other clubs and pubs around Leicester and the rest of the country.P.s Don't hassle the HOF.
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My Interests

Swans. Singing loudly. Man-like behaviour (don't ask). Sunday nights down the pub. Occasional nostalgic trips to Kinky. Shouting random catchphrases at each other. 'Special' moments. Menacing. And gardening. For cultural purposes.

I'd like to meet:

David Hasslehoff. SpongeBob. Baywatch lady from Celebrity BB. Noel Edmonds. Richard Whitely (pre-death). That dude who makes the pizza hut adverts. And the person who invented the TJ's chain. But not any members of the so-called 'House of Skirt'. Sluts.

Music:

The variety is too large to cover. As long as its not mobo-shit. Innit.

Television:

Anything ABC1 related, Neighbours, Home and Away, Eastenders, Deal or No Deal, Time Team... The HOF has a lot of spare time on its hands.

Books:

*insert mocking laughter here*

Heroes:

Hasselhoff. Nuf' said.www.davidhasselhoff.com