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I'll always be a Jersey Girl At ♥Heart♥!!!
Well, for starters Hanging out with me is like being at a camp with mentally retarded kids who have had one too many snocones.. I enjoy sittin in front of the tv with a bag of cheetos watching the spanish channel. It's nearly impossible not to enjoy monkeys. I think their sole purpose is to act foolish for our entertainment. never mind the fact that they are merely imitating us humans, so who are the real fools? Sometimes I wish I were a turtle. Amongst their many other fine qualities, tutrles can breathe through their asses, which would be a pretty handy fail-safe ability to possess, especially when facing death by asphyxiation. On the downside, I would be hunted or accidentally killed to the point of species extinction. I like to wear black and white, I think the president should make a holiday where everyone is mandated to wear black and white.. so even though we all look different.. we would all be in like uniform. I really can't stand trucker hats. By wearing this black meshed accessory you are basically saying, "I am supercool, I am down with the white trash, look how irionic I am." I hate khakis. It's the weekend uniform for the uninitiated. I don't like to stereotype people, I really don't. But I'm just not interested in the khaki armada. I don't worship Dave matthews, and I never play hackey sack or Rollerblade. Banging you head against walls apparently burns 150 calories/hour. This is rather interesting however.. I cannot help but wonder (a)Why someone thought this would be a good measurement to test (I mean, how many people do you know who constantly bang their head against the walls in the first place?) (b)How they persuaded anyone to volunteer for this little expirement. Sometimes when things are messy I wonder what it's like to be a snail. Not because I think that slithering gastropods with coiled shells are paticularly attractive creatures but because they can sleep for three years. can you imagine that? Something horrible happens to you, and all you have to do is take a nice long nap, and by the time you wake up, you're well over it! Ofcourse being a french snail is not so attractive, on account of the possibility of being eaten...Apparently 100 people a year choke to death on ball point pens. I mean, how do they do it?! And one last note.. i'm full of shit ♥L
On a more serious note, I just recently moved here from New Jersey (No Yankee jokes please.. I've been about yankieed [is that a word?] out...) So, I'm always down for making new friends or getting into trouble, I mean expirencing new things. Oh yea, I think I'm kinda funny too...
