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"Your parents were fighting machines and self pitying machines," said the book. "Your mother was programmed to bawl out your father for being a defective money-making machine, and your father was programmed to bawl her out for being a defective housekeeping machine. They were programmed to bawl eachother out for being defective loving machines. "Then your father was programmed to stomp out of the house and slam the door. This automatically turned your mother into a weeping machine. And your father would go down to a tavern where he would get drunk with some other drinking machines. Then all the drinking machines would go to a whorehouse and rent fucking machines. And then your father would drag himself home to become an apologizing machine. And your mother would become a very slow forgiving machine."
-kurt vonnegut's "breakfast of champions"

My Blog

amos and quinn, circa 2/17/08, 30 minutes to midnight

AIM IM with chpmnk722.11:33 PMQuinn, I have a deep, extremely important question for youhahai'm expecting something deeply stupidso I'm writing this short story...yes?and I need a name for the planet ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:57:00 GMT

repub girl goes at it again!

part two... a bit more advanced, yet still incomprehensibly stupid...---------------------------------I support President Bush one 100%. His leadership, how he stays focus on National and Internationa...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:59:00 GMT

AIM convo with a repub, true story!

a real life AIM conversation with a republican, just myself and a girl named maddy from ohio...i'm the one with the reasonable arguments and good grammar. what we said back and forth are separated by ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:21:00 GMT

life is like a booty call

life is like a booty callyou get called a whoreyou most likely are a whore.thanks for the idea mckenzie!
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 21:57:00 GMT