About Me
There she stands, this lovely creature
There she stands, there she stands
With her hair full of ribbons
And green gloves on her hands
..
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
