hello. my name's johnny. if you care, this is all you'll ever need to know about me. :]i'm never bored. there's always something to do, someone to write, and ball to play.it takes me less than five minutes to shower. i put the shampoo on my head to marinate before i even enter the bathroom to save time.i don't like drinking really , but i will if everyone else is.i always write random notes to myself but i always lose them. when i find them weeks later i will have no idea what the hell it says or means.a good day for me is poker, room service, and watching sports while getting a massage. two out of three is still a super good day.making people feel uncomfortable makes me smile.i'm always eating something but the calories don't seem to stick so i keep an ensure in my backpack to keep from disappearing.i miss competing.i can't ever sit still, but i can if i try really, really hard.loyalty takes years to build, but a second to destroy.i don't like to gamble, but i'll blow fifty bucks easy on carnival games.taking care of loved ones is something i take very seriously.come to think of it, i take a lot of things very seriously.i go to wal-mart every day but i work for walgreens. shh.i hate smoke and I like to annoy people with random facts and statistics about it.i drive a car that makes me feel guilty for owning it, but then i turn it on and i forget a little.i prefer the loud purr of my engine over any music in my car.mean people can die and go to hell. i have zero tolerance for inconsiderate, ignorant people.i will only consider getting high when i have outlived all my friends and family. only then will i ever need it.I make a 'to-do' list every day.It comes from a much longer list called 'to put off.'I write myself emails for the same reason why fat people send themselves roses on valentine's day.i sing when i'm lifting when i should be breathing properly.lately the news and celebrity gossip is boring, so I've resorted to this--making my own news and gossip to entertain myself. i have a bad memory, see, so maybe if i re-read this in a week or a month it will be fun to read. :shrugs: have a nice day.
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