Dick Ants - Mandibular Infestation [New Songs Up]

About Me

Dick Ants are very similar to a bot fly. With the exception that it is a colony that makes it's home in your scrotum. Once the queen ant finds it's host, it begins to lay it's eggs in your balls. Once those eggs hatch, the worker ants start to derive nourishment from your semen. As time progresses, the ants reproduce more and more. Depending on how old you are, the dick ants may be pleased for a while. But after a sustained period, the semen loses it's nourishment. The ants will then feed on your Scrotum and Penis.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 31/05/2007
Band Website: Looks like this one
Band Members: Erik Hanson-Vocals/Guitar; Peter Gorman-Guitar/Bass; Need a drummer
Influences: The stinging pain of an insect squeezing out of your ureter. Wesley Willis. Voldemort. Black Face. Gary Busey. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher. Paul Bunyan. Randy Marsh.
Sounds Like: Shooting an ant from your dick.
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Stuff and Things and Shit and Stuff

Little bit of updating here since not much has been done with regards to this page.Dick Ants is still finalizing all the bullshit for Mandibular Infestation and writing new songs for you to blow loads...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 01:35:00 GMT

Dick Ants - Mandibular Infestation

Dick Ants - Mandibular Infestation1) You Aren't as Tight as Other 5 Year Olds - 3:152) Abortion Grenade - 4:083) Impale Children (With a Pike) - 5:254) Intestinal Noose - 6:135) Malevolent Fetal Paras...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 07:41:00 GMT

Lyrics - Sing along with your friends!

Mandibular InfestationYou Aren't as Tight as Other Five-Year-Olds -- lyricsOther little girls usually bleed when I startBut you were different, all I got were pussy fartsWhen I pulled out I noticed, t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:10:00 GMT