When your dreams turn to "stoned" |
I’ve never been much of a pot head. Oh, in my youth I’d smoked my share of the devil’s weed. In seventh grade I showed up stoned to 1st period English for 3 weeks in...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
Mmm biley goodness |
So, I get to work, check my self esteem at the door and shamble to my desk while choking back the constant tide of bile that rises in my throat when ever I set foot in the place. The taste of th...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:19:00 GMT |
The moment I quit |
Okay...so it’s been months since I’ve written anything...why...because I gave up. After years of marginal success and countless humiliations, I conceded defeat. I was done...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
Merry Christmas...from the Grinch |
Hello all...I'm going to keep this short and sweet....despite my never ending saga of woe, shame and degredation....I'd like to take this moment to wish everyone that reads this...aw, heck and even th...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:12:00 GMT |
Scrooged! |
Well, it's official kids...Christmas has been canceled. I just found out that after a year of record profits the corporate prostitutes at Medi-Call, my place of employment and very own pers...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
Tis the season to be sorry |
Hello, fearless readers. Well, it is that time of year again. It's Christmas time...the time of good cheer, the time of good will, the time of feeling like peace on earth could be more...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:11:00 GMT |
When is a foot not a foot?...When its attached to an idiot! |
Hello, blogoland....I trust everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving...everyone that is of course, except yours truly. I was anticipating a relaxing 4 day vacation up in the Bay Area visitng with m...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
Thank Thoughts |
Well, it's the day before the day before Thanksgiving...I guess that would be the eve of Thanksgiving eve. Now, I know that all 3 of you that actually read my blog and have seen my picture and t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:15:00 GMT |
No Cigar |
Hello, Fearless Readers..(all 7 of you..lol...believe me I'm grateful). After a brief hiatus filled with weeping and gnashing of teeth, I'm back and am convinced more than ever that God, Al...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:57:00 GMT |
An unwelcome summons |
I swear by all that's holy, I am never going to vote again...not because I don't think my vote counts or because I am some kind of anarchist who thinks that they system is corrupt and that it's a...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 17:19:00 GMT |
