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HOUSESOFTHEHOLY

About Me

Pretty much. Life is hard. When life gets hard some feel the urge to slit ones wrists. But Brian and I are here to cheer you on when your tummy tells you no more beer. Because you can only measure your sadness in the hangover you feel the next day. Jesus is our friend we must remember that. Satan is the devil. Do not give love to satan. Except sometimes Satan can help you with guy or girl problems that jesus will try to cock block or vagina punt. Those times turn to satan or give love to the highpower. Like c=mc2 You feel us? Love is nothing definable. The church is nothing we can define. Handicap seats are not made just for handicaps everyone knows that. Handicap signs just mean if you aren't scientifically or physically handicap....it doesn't mean that you aren't handicap. Handicap can be a state of mind. Just like thinking you are the president. Look at George Bush he is not physically handicap for the most part. Although his throat apparently doesn't work because he often chokes on things such as pretzels and his words...but more than anything Bush is in the handicap state of mind. Just like he is in the state of mind where he believe he is a good president.. JUST A STATEyou all make me cry when you sin..assholes

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton, George Bush, Kevin Federline, All the emu emos in the world, people who trip and fall alot, people who sit and park in handicap only zones especially when they signs are bright blue. We'd like to meet people with more than 5 children on welfare. People in Alabama or maybe Montana. People who say we will go to hell for listening to rock and roll. Bums who hold of signs asking for money but are really gonna spend it on alcohol...because alcohol is a beverage people it counts as food. I'd like to meet WWF Wrestlers and all their fans. Kentucky and southern Michigan. People with mullets. Shaved on eyebrows and boobs hanging out of their shirts. Chicks who dig their belly fat enough to let it hang out. Girls that like the saying...girls kick ass. Guys who sport the bumper sticker such as ''my other ride is your girlfriend''. Those who can't get enough of airbrushed tshirts, and purple tinted windows. People who are proud of being thugs and make myspaces showing that they are drug dealers and believe they are truly what god calls hustlers. More fucked up friends they are the best. You cannot forget flaky people. And people who apologize and then ...fuck up again doing just what they apologized for doing. That kind of stuff amazes us.We would also like to invite all those who smoke the wrong end of the ciggarette and those who enjoy watching those who smoke the wrong end of the ciggarette.

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