Magan.Magical. [CF]

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I'm Magan[May-gan] and no, I'm not a man Urban Dictionary.
I'm 5'6" and way too fat. I eat unicorns and poop rainbows. I'm bringing back 'bomb diggity'. I love lying about my age so if you ask me how old I am, I'll tell you to guess. I'm a jealous person and I'm possesive. the green monster of jealousy is always on my back. picture comments make me smile.(: I'm a really nice person. I have the best friends ever and they're better than yours fersure. I eat meat and i don't care. I don't support animal abuse or anything, but I'd rather not have to take vitamins all the time. I'm a bitch to pepole who don't deserve it.): sorry. I cannot stand toddlers. I plan on doing horrible things to them that would make their parents piss their pants if they knew about the plan. I don't care if they're family.(: I listen to pretty much all music. Stupid people shouldn't ask me stupid questions please. I'm constantly changing so you can try your best to influence the change. I'm not going to say that I've been through alot in life because i haven't; not even close. My life is easy sailing and I have nothing to worry about ever. I make up words and I'll expect you to know what they mean. I say alot of stupid things, but I actually do have a good head on my shoulders. Chances are that I'm probably alot smarter than you. I laugh a lot and get hyper at stupid things. I may be the randomest person you'll ever meet. I am a pretty shallow person but I try not to be. I love doing the weirdest shit you can think of. I am insanely shy. I have no confidence in myself. I get judged so I'm used to it. I dress a little different than other people. I have never been to a concert. if you take me to one ill love you forever :]. if I haven’t convinced at least one person a day that I’m insane then I’m not doing my job. I’m not emo. whoever calls me emo doesn't know shit about anything. I tend to think out loud too much. I'm a hypocrite sometimes. everyone is a hypocrite. you just dont see it sometimes. I'm very athletic, though i might not look it. I love a new challenge. The things I say always sound very cliche because I watch too much television. I tend to not eat all day, then eat everything about 10 minutes to midnight. I hate it when people think they're all sneaky about their bad mood and think I can't tell something is wrong. I call my cell phone a cellular telecommunications module device. I can’t spell so if you’re really big on grammar, maybe you shouldn’t talk to me. I care too much about what other people think about meI feel uncomfortable saying my name out. loud I don't believe in second chances. I am obsessed with belts, scarfs, hair bows, and anything with rainbow on it. I make many weird faces. I have weird habits such as staring at myself dancing around in the mirror for about a half hour before going to sleep. I am influenced by many things. Mostly my friends and the media. I do, occasionally, follow the "in" trend. But it get's to be quite expensive. I do watch the news sometimes. I have a brain though I don't act like I do. My celebrity crush is Ryan Ross.(: That boy owns my soul. lol I haven't had a real crush in more than 3 years. and I'm not sure that's normal. I have never been in a real relationship :o! haha I laugh all the time. I probably already have laugh lines. Shopping is not the only thing i ever do, though it is a majority of it. I enjoy writing stories when I'm bored. I play video games and I love pokemon, but only the original. and some of the second season/thing with more pokemon. I enjoy writing on people's shoes/belongings. I write on myself alot and will probably die from skin cancer. I'm an overall happy person and I enjoy having people around. I love anyone who can make me laugh. I have laughing seizures. It's like nothing you've ever seen. My greatest fear ever is death. Yeah I know it's so very cliche, but that's how i feel. I don't like talking on the phone when people are around. You'll never know the real me from being behind a computer screen. I’m a lot more interesting in person. I'm a secret magical ninja and I'm unlike any girl you've ever met. I suck and you blow. ! whataloser.(:
Let’s imagine, for a moment, that being in love isn’t
actually a state of being. Let’s, for arguments sake,
classify being in love as a state of mind. Think of
love as a chemical reaction where an excess of dopamine
causes your heart rate to elevate. You can’t sleep.
Your appetite has been suppressed. You have mood
swings and an inability to pay attention. Think of
yourself as a drug addict. You’re yearning for physical
contact, just one touch, one hug, one kiss. All you
need is one more hit, just a little more dopamine.
Think of yourself as some chemically imbalanced
dilettante; you’re not familiar with love, you’re
one who merely dabbles in the idea of it.