Yes, I came here to wait for thirty fucking minutes to be abused |
Centrelink, The name conjures up images of condescending, inept fucknecks that really don't want to help you at all.
Why the shit would you get a job in a place where you have to help people yo...
Posted by Kane on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:45:00 PST |
mislabelled food products |
Why is it that cigarettes have had to change the names of their products (mild has become smooth, distinct and other jabberish) and food products can go on claiming they are all sorts of things.
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Posted by Kane on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:51:00 PST |
directions for the helicopter |
I was obsessed with doing this wee manouver in public toilets, restaraunts, train stations and your bed for ages.
Firstly you need to know why anyone would do a helicopter.
Peo...
Posted by Kane on Mon, 26 May 2008 06:52:00 PST |
Random hand gestures |
Randumb hand gestures
Just like in the world of the english language hip hoppers and all the 'kewl' people are making up their own sign language.
I am going to interperet a few of th...
Posted by Kane on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:32:00 PST |
horrorscope |
Horpscopes are always vague and misleading, I'm going to clear up some horoscopes that I read today.
Aries
Communications are likely to be slightly hit-or-miss today. Trying to make the right i...
Posted by Kane on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:24:00 PST |
Why did I cross the road? |
Do you ever press the pedestrian crossing button when you are the only one on the side of the road?
I usually wait for someone else to turn up and press it, then you don't have to be the only one...
Posted by Kane on Tue, 06 May 2008 02:17:00 PST |
finger |
I love things, mostly stuff. Today I made 3 boiled eggs, but didn't boil them, when I tried to peel the shell of the first one, I burnt my fingers, then I tried to peel the second one, which also burn...
Posted by Kane on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST |
bird hatchie |
feed the boids, tuppence a bag
Posted by Kane on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST |
Anybody is Ugly |
Christina hagulerrerra is pretty sexy, but she looks ugly when she orders a medium cheeseburger meal. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheese barger
Posted by Kane on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Fuck Global Shop Direct! |
Fuck Global shop direct, Fuck them in their stupid asses!
I saw an ad on the Kerri Anne Kennel e show for the ab swing plus or some bullshit like that, anyway one of the reasons they gave for this new...
Posted by Kane on Sun, 07 May 2006 07:33:00 PST |
