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About Me

MY NAME IS JESSAMYNE and my favorite lyric is "i jumped on the counter, like a bird with no hair" -WEEN
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From Go-Quiz.comI BET YOU ANYTHING I'M BORRED AND WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU CALLED ME RIGHT NOW! (541) 343-4456 (EUGENE) (503) 493-0077 (P-LAND) CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'M GOING TO BE A TATTOO ARTIST!!!!!!i have blue hair again! i love EUGENE, MUSIC, RAVE DANCING and RIDING MY BIKE!!!i'm down-to-earth, PRO-HOMO and i like dreadies and stuff- i RECYCLE, and anyone who doesn't should get a really brutal spankity!!!! littering is like pinching a steamy loaf in the middle of your living room floor! it may b tempting, but it's pretty much screwing yourself over. i can't stand it when people live their lives so uptight and conservative! my philosiphy on life is that everything is for for a reason! i think to be happy, you should just CHILL and do what's honestly right, and if u screw up, karma will get you back and make you pay or if u do a good deed and try extra hard, you'll be rewarded! if things r really looking down, ust keep going because life always evens out in the end! think of it as saving the best for last - when you have a bad day, it means that pretty soon you're gonna have a kick-ass one. but really i don't beleive in any fairytale end like heaven- i think we're kind of in a womb-like state right now and that death is a birth into some other place. but i really don't know- that's just my guess.Your results:
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jazmyne johnston --
[noun]:
A person who falls into an outhouse and dies

My Interests

DESTRUCTION IS CREATIONi have a wide range of intrests...... making music for my new solo side project; AnusunA and my other band TidbitAndWenis, chillin' with the IHS crew, the hippie-chick crew, the hippie-punker-chick crew, making art, RAVE DANCING, quiche, playing dress up as someone repulsive, jumping in massive puddles barefoot, michelle gondry, spike jones, chris cunningham, making silly movies for school and for fun, nag champa, dying hair, i love to draw with markers and pens, draw hobos with my 6yr old bro, photography, playing guitar, playing bongos wishing i had a drum set, crazy-dancing to music alone in my room, puting up sticks and pasties, chillin' with my padr'e, make/destroying clothes, and laughing my nip-tips off with my sister. me and my sister also enjoy biking places, dressing up as hobos and scaring people, checking out biscuits throught the pool fence, making movies, getting famouse and MUCH more. i'm also quite fond of my cat's weight problem. i like to play with his nippsies and belly hair. that's just cuz he's cool- his name's fred. i like to do a lot more cool stuff but really mostly just day dreaming about sexy boys.
would you......
wear a food or animal costume and go into a stall in a public bathroom YES
eat a banana peal and all yes
pee between the cars in a parking lot yes
grow a beard.... or try to as long as i knew it wouldn't work
save a giant moth from dying YES
kiss someone of the same gender yes
artistically photographed a dead animal yes
draw a picture of someone's kneecap and give it to them as a gift YES
glue beast hair to your eyebrows yes
shave one entire half of your body i wish i could make myself
sneek out of your house at night yes
pretend to be a manatee trainer to strangers yes
shave your hiny ...yes?
decorate your face with fake bruises yes
buy a copeous amount of laxatives at a small corner store yes, then i'd give them to my best friend as a gift
induce vomiting on your neighbor's walkway yes
shave your head yes
date an obese person ...maybe
date someone shorter than you that depends
date someone taller than you yes
go to a rave yes
cut the all tips off of your friend's socks yes
bring justdog food to school as a packed lunch (and eat it of course) no unfortunately
decorate your arms with nailpolish yes
kiss someone with a mustache NO WAY JOS'E!!!
burry ur bare foot in a pile of horse leavings no
become a bison yes, but it would be lonely
train a seahorse to speak spanish as long as i was getting paid
bite through your own flesh yes
use toothpaste as chapstick yes
eat 5 gallons of ice cream with in 24 hours if i could
plug your nose for a whole day (witht he thumb and forefinger) yes
glue ur fingernail clippings to your Tshirt abnd wear it for a day god no!
(with your mouths) eat tuna off the same plate together with a house hold beast (that likes tuna) yes
wear your shirt pulled over your head all day (with eye holes, you dult) yes
play Xtreme heavy metal in your car with the windows rolled down, kickin' it @ top volume YES my dad and i do it all the time! it's really embarrasing when you see someone you know...
wear a fake mustache yes
pull out your two front teeth NO
GIVE BAXUN A HUG!!!! YES!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

probably myself as a dude. or THE ONE- not like "Neo the one." i mean like if marrage was legal it this age-the one. but that sounds so boring!!! so i change my mind. i'd want to meet Maynard James Keenan. he's a GENIUS! his philosophy on life is similar to mine, except that he's got it all figured out, i don't quite. but i really learn from him and it just makes listening to TOOL so intense. here's a little slice i found: "The name Tool according to Danny (drummer-AMAZING) stands for how they want their music to be a tool to aid in understanding lachrymology. "lachrymology," is the science of crying as a therapy." wierd,huh? that doesn't even begine the theory he has but.. it's something absurd. he's a total weirdo though... he wears strange wigs all the time and paints half his body blue and performs almost naked- or sometimes he wears fake breasts and 9 inch pumps and leather buckle-suits... which, if you know me, must sound pretty ideal for a person i would idolize...or just Spike Jonze (film making GENIOUS) he makes all the cool beastieboys videos...
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Music:

One Armed Scissor Video One Armed Scissor lyrics - At The Drive-In lyrics At The Drive-In Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCureWARNING- this is really silly sounding, ok?.... music is like nothing else imaginable. i love it with a passion so powerful i can't comprehend it!!! it is ALL OF ME and it's the only thing i can rely on to always be there to whip me away into another universe of sounds and movements and pictures. there is something about lisening to your favorite song as loud as it goes and breath through every melodie as if it were all u had. u just want it to soak your whole existance and consume u into it's evrlasting hypnotic cradle of rythms and passion. and the just the thought that something so amazing came straight out of someone's soul makes me wonder what is inside of me. who am i? and how i just happened to be put on this earth at the same time as this person out of all the millions of times and places. it makes me realize that everyone i meet or am effected by is there on purpose. everything happens for a reason even if it's the worst thing that's imaginable. if you're a good person and u do what's honestly right everything works. life has a way of evening out that way, there's always a way to grow and something to learn from terrible things. Here are my favorite bands: TOOL, ice cube, natacha atlas, exploited, beck, zepplin, bob marley, she wants revenge, the beastie boys, D'gul, tid-bit and wenis, spoon, chevelle, Matisyahu, presidents of the usa, the stills, refused, modest mouse, aperfectcirle, my bloody valentine, depeche mode, weezer, deftones, the postal service, the strokes, J5, m83, the roots, basement jaxx, bjork, daft punk, squarepusher, radiohead, qui-qui, hooverphonic, the shins, at the drive in, billy idol, prince, micheal jackson, black rebel motorcycle club, lovebox, morcheeba, ben folds, pulse ultra, the hives, kings of leon, interpole, south, royksopp, outkast, john kennedy, Mirah, ben kweller, tomahawk, CAPTAIN CANOE and the tunnel kings, D'gul, Oalhelm, fall of the bastards,tribe called quest....i could keep on going

Movies:

i LOVE the movie DONNY DARKO!!!!!!!!!!! that is the sexyiest, beastalicouse movie EVER! FIGHT CLUB! RUSHMORE! tankgirl, nacho libre, ancorman, anything with WILL FERELL, superstar, jackass, wildboyz dvds, team america, bla bla bla like u care. pretty much- i just like either really silly absurd shit or just crazy deep with a looming presence... JAHOSAFATTS!!!

Television:

i hate tv and i don't watch it. but i rent dvd's of these tv shows....wildboyz, jackass, madtv, comedy central, arrested developement, reno911, and scrubs....

Books:

i really like scary adult books about murderers and twisted crap like slaughtering and dreams, insanity, night life, and the criminally insane. me and my friends like to make fun of those melodramatic sex novels that u can buy at fredmeyer- they make for good phone coversation aswell.

Heroes:

1)MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN. 2)spike jonze/michelle gondry 3)my padr'e would be first... if he didn't hurt my feelings so josh-darn-much but it doesn't matter at all! he's done a lot of crazy shit that is totally inspiring and i learn from it all the time so i guess he is my hero never the less. jazmyne araya scott --
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My Blog

AnusunA

this is th efirst song ever written for AnusunA.... BEHOLD!!!!!!artist: AnusunAproducer: Master Andr'e(unreleased)piss on fireby: jessamyne baxun birdmilkthere was one dayi creid more thanthe day my ...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:29:00 PST

i gots duh smarts!!!

GUESS WHAT?!!! i can now officially die my hair without getting beaten by my padr'e!!!!!! i'm SO excited! i can't wait to go to the store and rummage through the beautiful selection of magical paints!...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST

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hey hombros. look,... we're all friends here, right??? well, i need some help. so if you want to help me out just follow these simple easy instructions! 1) if ur ever lying awake late at night or in t...
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139 views and 3 kudos - hell yes

you guys- ur all my friends (unless ur not on my list, jackass).  friends tell eachother shit righty? that's what i thought.  well- then i'll tell ya something! these r my favorite things:&n...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

art u must see

go to richard salcido.com or if tat's wrong, type in 'missery' for google images and click on the painting of bodies, standing in a line.i'm telling u, this guy's got it.
Posted by suckuh stallion on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 10:51:00 PST

to touch!!!!

v. touched, touch·ing, touch·es v. tr. 1. To cause or permit a part of the body, especially the hand or fingers, to come in contact with so as to feel: reached out and touched the smooth stone. ...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

NIGHTMARE ON CORRAL REEF: chapter 2

NIGHTMARE ON CORRAL REEF CHAPTER TWO: REUNITED!!!!! melvil tryed to ignore the plummeting feeling he was experincing in his cellulite covered belly rolls. he tryed to avert his eyes from his ...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:55:00 PST

NIGHTMARE ON CORRAL REEF: chapter 1

NIGHTMARE ON CORRAL REEF written by catherine aka bison lady CHAPTER ONE: THE CRUSTY BEASTHORSE melvil the manatee looked over his bristled shoulder, searching for the the suspicious...
Posted by suckuh stallion on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:52:00 PST

10 DAYS, HOE!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!! U GUYS!!! THERE R 10 FUCKING DAYS TILL THE CHEVELLE CONCERT!!!!!! 10 DAYS TILL I CAN GAZE INTO THE FAXCE OF PETE LOEFFLER AND NOT HAVE TO FANTASIZE ABOUT HIM BEING REAL, 10 DAYS TILL I CAN B...
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