Every Everton player past and present becuase they are simply the best. David Moyes to see if i could get a game for Everton. Any celebraty who supports the mighty blues. Bruce Willis because he is John McClean (Die Hard) Tom Cruise so i could say "god dammit Mavourik!" ET so i could give him a phone to call home. London the dog who played the Littlest Hobbo in the eighties, but sadly that opportunity will have gone by. Timmy Mallet from Mallets Mallet so he could hit me on the head with his hammer. Andrea Corr because she is fit. Kylie Minogue becuase she is everyman's dream. Jon Beon Jovi because he is an amazing musician and actor. The Whole of U2 because they are the best live act in the world. Bruce Guthro, Rory and Callum MacDonald, Malcolm Jones, Peter Wishart and Ian Bayne becuase Runrig are the best rock group ever from Scotland. Bill Clinton and Richard Branson because they have amazing Autobiographies.