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DerMetzger

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About Me



Things about me:
- Im 5'9", I weigh 220Lbs.
- I am taken and happy.
- I enjoy music of all types, but mostly listen to metal.
- I have a moderately expansive vocabulary, and enjoy enhancing it.
- I absolutely detest stupidity in all forms.
- I dont have time for bullshit.
- I am overly brutally honest.
- I am not here for internet dating, its redundant.
- I abhor poor grammar and spelling along with the overuse of internet shorthand.
- I like cars, and know more about them than a normal person should.
- I like bowling, and know more about it than a normal person should.
- I am not normal
- I am an asshole, and I like it that way.
- If you think I am wrong about anything, then fuck you and everyone you know.

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My Blog

Seperation of church and state.

I have started a petition on how the United States needs a more defined seperation of church and state. When I get 5000 signatures I plan on sending it to Senator Richard Burr and urging him to help. ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 22:51:00 GMT

The questionare

Just try it, make me happy What would you do if: I committed suicide: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I stole something: I was hospitalized: I ran awa...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 19:51:00 GMT

Something bad is coming...

For a long time now, I have had this kind of intuition. I can feel it when something bad is going to happen. I get a feeling of extreme dread, feeling very uneasy, very restless. I got these feelings ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:23:00 GMT

Huzzah for new music!

So im surfing around the web yesterday, and i randomly decide to go to Rammsteins website, just all of a sudden "Rammstein... NOW!". To my surprise, I find that i missed the release of their latest al...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 05:47:00 GMT

Kiss my ass...

Heh... no more Papa Johns. Yay! I walked into the store today (My last day) an hour late on pourpose. My Boss looks at me and says "youre late" to which i replied "You gonna fire me?". "No". "Well the...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 22:22:00 GMT

Today should be a good day...

Well well well, the day has finally come where i quit papa johns for a better job, I am going to get paid $9/hr to make dough at old chicago pizza. Fucking awsome. Thats all i do aside from a little p...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jul 2005 06:29:00 GMT

Goddamn i hate my manager.

I knew it was going to be a long night when i found out that i was closing with him... Its seriously like working with a retard. I want to slap him so bad sometimes. He comes in, takes over the store ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jul 2005 01:32:00 GMT

Damn, my car is faster that i thought...

Well, after a VERY slow and uninteresting day at work... I had a lil entertainment on the way home. I saw 2 ricers racing on 16th st.and decided to join in. I caught up to them at the next light. A Ho...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jul 2005 14:45:00 GMT

Goddamnit!

AHH Fuck!! I just put my ciggarette out in (what i thought was) my EMPTY can of  Snapple Elements, but accualy put it in the one i was drinking. Then i tried to take a big ol swig... Ashtray in t...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 18:35:00 GMT

Clear all your sins, Get born again, Just repeat a couple lines...

I am STILL hung over, and i woke up at 11am. I drank SOOO much last night that i dont even want to look in my wallet to see how much i spent. For once in a long time i had a good time tho. Had a weird...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jul 2005 18:07:00 GMT