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BERNIE

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About Me

I are Bernie. I am tall and broad-shouldered. Somewhat resembling an ogre.

Ogre- An ogre (feminine: ogress) is a large, cruel and hideous humanoid monster, featured in mythology, folklore and fiction. Ogres are often depicted in fairy tales and folklore as feeding on human beings, and have appeared in many classic works of literature. In art, ogres are often depicted with a large head, abundant hair and beard, a voracious appetite, and a strong body. The term is often applied in a metaphorical sense to disgusting persons who exploit, brutalize or devour their victims.

I love music, comedy, and fucking with peoples psyche. I hate meatloaf, "reality" television programs, and the entire Twilight franchise.

AIM= BROKENRUSTYCAGE, Yahoo Messenger= DEATHBEDMOTORCADE.



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dear bernie

dear bernie for the love of god please get off your fat ass and do something outside of work or get used to the constant headaches and gasping for breathe after tieing youre shoes put down the beers a...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 19:16:00 GMT

I saw a wearwolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s. His hair was perfect.

So this guy i work with has this car with a cage-kinda-thing set up between the front and back seats, kinda like you see in a cop car. He says it's there because he helps rescue dogs... ...but i have ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 15:25:00 GMT

MY TOP 50 BANDS(this may upset some people)

I created this list out of bordom. It's in the order from most favorite to least favorite. I love them all and it was very painful to whittle this list down to 50. Here you go:   1.PRIMUS 2.PANTE...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:22:00 GMT

BLOG

I probably won't write much, so I'll just use this clever device to whine, bitch, complain, and to rip on my friends. I'll start with the word "Blog". It does NOT sound like what it means at all. It s...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT