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IM A OVER WEIGHTED FAT BASTARD THAT ATE TO MUCH CHEESE NOW ITS COMING OUT OF THE SPOURS OF MY SKIN MY MOMMA IS A 3 TON HIPPO YES A HIPPO NO REALLY SHE A HIPPO MY FATHER WELL THE DOCTOR REALLY DONT KNOW WUT HE HIS THEY HAVNT FIGURED THAT OUT AND MY SIS WELL LAST I CHECK I THINK SHE WAS A SISTER BUT IM NOT SURE ON THAT OH YEA IM ALSO A THREE FINGER GANG BANGER TO I ALSO LIKE TO WRESTLE PANDA BEARS ON A RIVER BOAT CALL ME CRAZY BUT I LIKE IT I MEAN WHO DOESNT AND ALSO IM SORRY MAN I DIDNT MEAN TO I REALLY DIDNT MEAN TO I NEVER MEANT TO STEAL A CIRCUS ELEPHANT RIDING IT THROUGH TOWN BUT NAKKED ONLY WEARING A EYE PATCH AND PIRATE HAT SINGING YANKY DOODLE WENT TO TOWN IM TELLING YOU MAN I DONT REMEMBER DOING IT IT MUST OF BEEN MY TWIN CUZIN THAT LIVES INSIDE ME ON THE RIGHT SIDE MY OF EAR BURNS GROWING OUT OF MY LEFT BUTT CHEEKS ON A RAINY AFTER NOON OF MAY I ALSO LIKE EATING PICKLES WITH COTTAGE CHEESE FLAVOR COTTON CANDY WITH EXTRA BUTTER KETCHUP ON THE SIDE TO DIPPED MY FINGER LIKING CHICKEN GUTS BALL INTO OH YEA BY THE WAY IM THE KEWLEST FUCKING CHINESSE PRESIDENT YOU WILL EVER KNOW THATS RIGHT IM THE FUCKING REAL PRESIDENT OF THE STATE OF BONG WONG NOW GET IT RIGHT OR YOU WILL GO TO THE FUCKING SCHOOL AND YOU WONT LIKE IT THERE ITS NOT LIKE PRISION OR JAIL AND SHIT ITS WORST MY BODY GUARDS ARE DROWSE AND THE FLEA DROWSE IS THE WORLDS LARGEST FATTEST DUDE EVER WHERE ACTUALLY IN SIDE OF HIM RIGHT NOW AND THE FLEA IS SO SMALL AND FAST AND STRONG HES THE REAL REASON GODZILLA WAS DEFEATED IN THE MOVIE AND KING KONG TO AND CLOVERFLIED THE USA NEVER DEFEATED THEM IT WAS THE FLEA OH IM CRAZY RAPPING HOBO ALRIGHT THATS RIGHT I LIVE IN A BOX BUT YOU KNOW WUT I DONT FUCKING CARE ITS ALL GOOD IT KEEPS ME WARM DRY AND ANY TIME I WANNA READ SUMTIN I JUST TAKE THE NEWS PAPPER OFF ME SO YEA WUT I EAT WHEN IM IN THERE WELL THATS EASY QUESTION I EAT MY DIAMOND FLAV SHITS AND RATS AND INSECT STEW WUT I USED FOR WATER WELL THATS ANOTHER EASY QUESTION I JUST PISSED IN A PAPER BOWL AND EAT IT THAT WAY YEA ITS COLD BUT YOU KNOW YOU CANT HEAT IT UP CUZ THE BOWL WONT WORK THAT GOOD UNER HEAT CONDITION IT WILL EXPLODES IN FLAMES LIKE YOUR MOM DID WHEN SHE SAW ME OUT OF MY BOX TO FIND THANGS FOR MY SURVIVAL OF THE FITNESS OF EXTREME RULES OF BROTHER HOOD WELL IF YOU WANNA KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT ME JUST ASKED AWAY BUT IF YOU CALLED MY CARDBOARD PHONE AND DONT GET A BEEP JUST BARF ALL OVER AND WRITE A MESSAGE INFRONT OF THE DOOR ILL GET IT SOONER OR LATER TAKE CARE BYE BYE BITCHES CHECK OUT MY SHOW TO THE AKA BRY BRY NOT YOU GUYS ARNT COOL LIKE I AM
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HOMER SIMPSONS,BART SIMPSONS, PETER GRIFFIN,STEWIE GRIFFIN,BRIAN GRIFFIN, QUAGMIRE, BENDER, FRY, AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ON AMERICAN DAD, flem the crazy talking dog wearing a purple dress and poka dot undies with dragon wings,..

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