iN A NUTSHELL |
How bOut thiS ::
y0u get one chance
y0u don't get another
y0u fck me over
y0u'll get it back TWiCE
y0u'LL Lie
i won't beLieve you
y0u'LL tell the tRuth
i won't beLieve you
y0u have an eX girLfriend
y0...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
"Say y0u're on My Guestlist. . . " |
Have you gone from store to store asking if you can leave fliers?Have you ever picked up the special guest from the airport or their hotel?Have you cut a deal with the owner?Do you know what "cut a de...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:13:00 GMT |
The TanGo A*JeaNn |
every single dayi waLk down the streeti hear peopLe say" baby sO sWeet "ever siNce pubertye v e r y b o d y stares at mebOysGiRLsi can't help it baby sO be kind, && don't lose your mind just R...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:40:00 GMT |
SiiNG aLONG* |
i remember when, i remember, i remember when i lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place. Even your emotions have an echo in so much space && when you're out there Withou...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:46:00 GMT |
iT'S 10pm... dO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR BOYFRiEND iS? |
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury -
it has come to my attention, that there is a steep decline the amount of decent members of the male species.
Evidence has shown that regardless of whether they are i...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:54:00 GMT |
tRuu pOetRyy* |
OFFiCiALLY THE BEST THiNG EVER SAiD TO ME loved watching youLiL G'ed up amandadancing your ass off with your cru...leaning and rockin with itdoing your g'ed up swagersnappin your fingers and doin your...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:31:00 GMT |
My Grandmas and Me - a new reality TV show |
Okay. so when you read this, you may find my humor in it unsettling, but when you live it - there's really nothing to do but laugh.
Let's start from the beginning . . .
I've grown up with four grandmo...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:29:00 GMT |
