i will not instigate revolution. i will not encourage others to fly. i will not fake my way through life. i will not trade pants with others. i will not sell school property. i am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. organ transplants are best left to the professionals. beans are neither fruit nor musical. i will not send lard through the mail. i will not hang donuts on my person. i do not have power of attorney over first graders. nerve gas is not a toy. i will not mock mrs. dumbface. no one wants to hear my armpits. the boys room is not a water park. wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things. i will stop talking about the 12 inch pianist. i will not belch the national anthem. i will not grease the monkey bars. i will not barf unless i'm sick. i will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. i will not conduct my own fire drills. i will not prescribe medication. a burp is not an answer. i will not eat things for money. goldfish don't bounce. no one is interested in my underpants. i will return the seeing-eye dog. the cafateria deep fryer is not a toy.I am the not so typical girl next door... with me what you see is what you get... i like to party, drink, smoke, chill with friends. i am a very social and physical person. i like horror movies and books. love the beach and the forest...anything nature basicly. i like to drive fast and live on the edge. i am the type of person that will kidnap one of my friends just because i had an urge to go on a road trip and didn't want to go alone. i'm crazy but i never claimed to be normal!!! i am the girl who is your best friend for life or your worst enemy 5 minutes after you meet her. An interesting character to say the least.
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