T-Dirty / W$K [PULL OVER and talk shit, bitch!]

About Me

I live in Wilmington, Ohio... ya know, the place where the Banana Split was invented! Yay, right? Not really, kinda boring here. Its not a redneck town, but its not a big city overrun with crime and poverty. Kinda in the middle, the happy medium, the gray area. Make sense?I have a "Lack of Moral Development", so being on my bad side isn't a good place to be. I can do bad things, and chances are I wont feel bad about it... especially if I convince myself that you deserved it.I drive a gas-thirsty SUV, officially named GMC Yukon Denali... just doing my part to help with global warming. I pay for it myself, not a gift from mommy or daddy so I can brag about having a Denali all I want. I'm pretty much a GM guy, they make all the good stuff. I DONT WANT GOOD GAS MILEAGE! And I know my headlights blind you when I'm behind you, thats the way things work (deal with it). And unless you want your car in my back seat, keep your headlights visible in my rear view mirror. If your headlights disappear, that means you're too damn close and chances are Im gonna test the brakes at your expense. And my motto on vehicles is if you can't park the sumbitch, DONT DRIVE IT! I've been known to cuss people out in parking lots, mostly because their stupidity annoys me.I have a lot of 'twisted' views about things and most people disagree with my view-points, but that's the way I like it. I guess sometimes I look at things a little differently than others. But because my stand may seem unorthodox, people disagree and say Im wrong or that I have no soul. Look at things objectively, from an unbiased angle like I do... I'll bet you'll come up with some interesting stuff. Anyway... Boo whaa, thats what I say to you crybabys.I try to give everyone a chance, til they screw it up or I find out things that make you 'lose points' (unless you're a complete loser, then you might not get a chance, cuz I dont like that!).I make decent money working 'part time' as a slave for ABX Air, which is pretty much owned by international shipping giant DHL. I work with HazMat stuffs, we got a pretty cool crew for the most part. Dangerous? Not really, but it has its potentials. But then again, show me a job that doesnt.I am a professional wrestler, wrestling for Ultimate Impact Wrestling (out of Wilmington), American Championship Wrestling (out of Washington Courthouse), and Xtreme Valley Wrestling (out of Middletown). Someday I'd like to move up in the wrestling world, better myself through better training. No, wrestling is NOT fake... if you think it is, step in the ring! Its not a damn trampoline... the ropes are steel cables, not rubber bands... and there is a lot more to it than watching RAW or Smackdown and sayin "I wanna be a wrestler"!I'm not always an asshole, just when people irritate me. So if I become an asshole, it means you or someone else is annoying me for one reason or another. But then again, I'm never an overly chipper person either. People who are "high on life" can get on my last nerve with the quickness. Quit actin like everything is all peachy, cuz it really aint. This is real shit, got it?I keep a tight circle of friends. We are known to some as "Wall $treet". Call it a car club, call it a crew, call it a street gang, call it whatever you want.Thats how I do!Stay White!

Things I like...
*--* Juggalos and Juggalettes
*--* Hatchetman
*--* Money
*--* Cigarettes (I know they're bad...)
*--* American Cars
*--* Gatorade
*--* Nextel (*beep beep*)
*--* Goldstar and Skyline (Cincinnati-style chili)
*--* Silver Necklaces
*--* Football
*--* Pro-Wrestling
*--* Chrome is good
*--* Brass Knuckles (mine are chrome :))
*--* Red
*--* Southern Comfort
*--* Mountain Dew
*--* Bandannas
*--* Big Smokey Burn-Outs
*--* Tropical Punch Kool-Aid
*--* Scented Candles
*--* X-Box
*--* Rechargeable Batteries (one of the best inventions ever)
*--* Dragons
*--* My YUKON DENALI
*--* Wal-Mart (it's all we have here...)
*--* E-A-S-T-S-I-D-E
*--* Black lights
*--* People who see things my way
*--* (Lil Jon voice...) WWHHHAAAATTTTT!!!!
Things I Don't Like...
'-' Being Bored
'-' People who depend on Mommy for money
'-' Being Lied To
'-' People who are brake-happy when driving
'-' Having fucked up credit cuz I tried to help people out
'-' Losing $ -Money- $
'-' Calling a 1-800 number and speaking to someone from India
'-' Rice Burners (japanese cars)
'-' People who know me, when I don't know them
'-' SR-22 (bullshit!)
'-' People trying to tell me what to do
'-' People who bitch and moan about nothing
'-' Slow Drivers
'-' People who speak little/no English while living in USA
'-' Interracial Relationships
'-' Girlfriends who cheat (sluts, haha)
'-' Emo kids (well, emo guys anyway)
'-' Raining without Thunder and Lightning
'-' Living with my dad
'-' Gas Prices...
'-' Putting up with stupid people
'-' Traffic lights turning green , just as I stop
'-' Pop machines that try to rip me off
'-' Bills
'-' People who show up for work, but don't do any work
'-' Loud, junk trucks owned by yee-haw hillbilly kids
'-' White people who don't realize they are white

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ummm... I like to meet cool people. But just because I might think you are cool, that doesn't mean I want to be your friend. I already met Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP , and he is down with Wall $treet (as shown in my pictures). I met the Red Power Ranger when I was a kid. I also met Chris Harris from TNA wrestling, as well as Abyss (when they wrestled for NWF).I'd like to meet Twiztid, a lot of the guys from the origional ECW, Ron Burgandy, Matthew Lesko (the guy who wears the suit with question marks all over it on the commercials), girls who like other girls (as long as they dont look like a boy), people whose life doesnt revolve around being "high", the founder of Wal-Mart , telemarketers, Jim Brown (Jim Brown happy to be here), people who like pro wrestling and/or M.M.A., and many others... in no particular order, of course.On the other hand, Im not interested in meeting the typical people no one likes... liars, drama starters, shit talkers, and fake people... so you if that describes you, go ahead and close out of my profile now. Easy enough, right?

Music:

Anything Psychopathic... I like rap and some rock, a mix of the two, or anything with a good beat or songs with a meaning. I dont care much for a lot of the modern day "hip-hop" (some of it is just stupid), I dislike indie bands and most radio songs, and I hate that R&B bullshit with a passion.

Movies:

Eh... Im not good at remembering movie titles. Half of the movies I watch, I dont even know the name of it. But I like the funny movies, the movies that try to scare people, and movies that would offend people.

Television:

I don't really watch TV often. Cops (or anything similar to cops), the old ECW, TNA, Overhaul, Sci-Fi channel, History channel, UFC, or Football if there is a game on. House is a good show, and Comedy Central is cool too.

Books:

I dont read many books. Takes too long, and it bores me. I cant sit there for very long reading a book. But I am reading Mick Foley's book called "Have A Nice Day". Foley is God... but Im reading it slowly for reasons mentioned above. Maybe a magazine from time to time if it is something of interest, or if Im bored.

Heroes:

My mind is uncontrollable, with the ability to hop any obstacle and make it beneficial.

My Blog

Don't look back, Mr. Nice Guy Driver

Hey nicest guy in the world! I think it's just great how you're letting everybody cut in front of you. And I mean ev-er-y-bo-dy. Cars merging onto our clogged road from side streets. Trucks turning in...
Posted by T-Dirty / W$K [PULL OVER and talk shit, bitch!] on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:04:00 PST