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Kellie

don't mind me...I've misplaced my pants. -Me Is there a boy in your room-G FUCK NO! Me **SKEEEEZE!

About Me

I'm trying to live on the fine line of success and destruction. Success is to pretentions and destruction is just too dangerous. I'm going to bask in the beauty of youth and enjoy the humor of love and life. I love being slightly awkward and always spontaneous. If you can't get down to a classic 90's tune in the isle of your local wal mart at 2 in the morning need not apply. Your life is BEAUTIFUL!

AIM sheistheday

I DON'T FUCK AROUND!

Virgins Beware!,

Kellie
The CannibalQueen

Oh SHIT!
Art by Patrick Volkmar

LICK IT BITCH!
(Collin J Rae)

Don't Panic
Justin Ambercrombie

Selling these guys my soul was the best decision I've ever made. Photo Ripped from Gina...just cause I roll that way

This was Vegas in a nutshell. Drunk In a closet. I was having a South Park moment "Now Kellie's in the Closet"

NOW LEAVE ME A COMMENT!!!THANK YOU!

My Interests

Music, Laughing, learning new fascinating things, being creative best I can, sarcasm, Movies, late night trips random places.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with something worth saying.



Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Music:

The Misfits, Mad Sin, The Quakes, The Stray Cats, The Meteors, Danzig, Against Me!, JOHNNY CASH, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Starlight Wranglers, Barnyard Ballers, Dragstrip Demons, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Tiger Army, Big Sandy, Blondie, Tsunami Bomb, The Velvet Underground, TSOL, The Cramps, Crass, Litmus Green, Against Me!, The Pixies, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Kings of Nothing, Demented are Go, Throw Rag, Gutter Demons, Bright Eyes, The Cure, Franz Ferdinand, Smashing Pumpkins, Etta James, The Beatles, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Cat Power, Pink Floyd, Bob Dylan, The rolling Stones, Decemberists Theres more I KNOW IT!

Movies:

Shaun Of The Dead, Fight Club, Dead Alive, Pulp fiction, Kill Bill (I & II), The Birdcage, Some Like It Hot, Ray, The Life Aquatic, Napoleon Dynamite, Sin City, Kid Stays In The Picture, Costantine, Thank You For Smoking, Why We Fight, Madagascar, Breakfast Club, Mannequin, Dead Poets Society, The Hills Have Eyes (original and remake), Papillon, Gangs Of New York, Westside Story, Basketball Diaries, Detroit Rock City this is an on going project. Anything by Romero.

Television:

Adult Swim, The Daily Show, Law and Order, CSI, Modern Marvels (most of the time), Six Feet Under...

Books:

Authors-Oscar Wilde, Edna St Vincent Millay, George Orwell, Mark Twain, Shakespear. Books- Wicked, Harry Potter, The Crucible, Frankenstein, Heavier Than Heaven, Black Like Me, Go Ask Alice.

Heroes:

My grandparents, Jello Biafra, Marilyn Monroe and a lot of other people.... ..

My Blog

Oh Please Marie

Let's find some sort of truth in thisI feel like I'm on some sort of calm before a shit storm. I'm scared. I feel like I need to be bracing myself for mayhem and fury. Girls can be so evil. I make cho...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

oh life...your just so funny

So, I got back in from Indy last night and of course my clock is all screwed up but I didn't go to sleep 2 am homeland time...and I'm tired. But of course the dog won't leave me on my lonesome but yet...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:05:00 PST

My full frontal assault on humanity

and people in generalGet a god damn grip.
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Update

So apparently the bitches at the ER lied to me. I can't have surgery. First off the abcess is so infected no doctor in their right mind would go near it and secondly removing tonsils is outdated. They...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

Kellie's adventure to the ER

So about two mornings ago I woke up on the couch with a horrible pain in my throat. I figured I had just smoked to much and that it would go awa b the end of the day...NOPE!So it's New Years Eve there...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

What this year has taught me

This has been a crazy year in my life. I've experienced and done things I never imagined would happen. It seemed so long but went so fast. So what I have learned:Appreciate everything.Love everyoneExp...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 07:06:00 PST

Flirda has crabs

This place is awesome! It's humid outside but the beachis gorgeous...   I got to poke dead jelly fish with a stick. we can't go to the beach itself because of the jellyfish.   stupid je...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

you

make me want to vomit!
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:55:00 PST

and Im sorry

That I'm completely incapable of understanding your reasoning. The only thing I can think is  "who are you trying to impress and why are you harassing me?" When will you realize your impressing n...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:09:00 PST

It was close to last call

so we let the fountain flowWe just told Jimmy"drive slow"So I've come to the point in my life where I'm ready to do just about anything. I've been pushing my youth off of me for way to long and haven'...
Posted by CannibalQueen {VainGloria} on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST