T-Bomb

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I am a sarcastic individual with an unhealthy appetite for hatefulness. If I act on one/both of these towards you, don't take it personal; I just really fucking hate you. I contain a publicly close-minded view about everything in general, but I'm open to listen to what I want to hear. My laziness is complimented by my inability to do anything, and antagonized by my irresponsibility. I'm as laid back as an atom bomb, and as equally as spontaneous. I'll smoke anything possible, drink you under the table, take more drugs than you, and sleep with all your friends faster than you can say Christianity. My narcissism is evident only through mine own reflections; I live in a glass house. My opinionated aura of influence is wide-spread and intimidating. I have many options, which are all correct; You have fewer options, which are all irrelevant to mine, and therefore wrong. The 6th sentence is a complete polar opposite. I challenge you to make a decision without your television. Before I die, I will not vote. I am the solution to your problem, the problem in your solution, and the reason you failed math class.
Life death + society chaos ≠ Solidarity
Do the math.
Metalweasel1546 @ Project Playlist
Apparently, this about me amuses a lot of people.
So enjoy.
I hate country music.
Does putting your dick in a collapsed star feel as good as fucking Saturn's rings?
Yes. What else do you want to know?
Don't bother adding me if you won't talk.
Feel like getting raped? Play against me on Call Of Duty 4.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Send me a message if you qualify for all of these:
1. Smart
2. Attractive
3. DON'T live in Henry County.
4. Vagina located in the appropriate spot.
I was born on my birthday.
I love dumb, immature humor.
I have a first name.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Subaru's.
...and Hummer H1's.
I don't like being label something.
I don't believe in or follow any religion.
Here's some reason's why:
Zeitgeist
Bible Verses
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12:
'Therefore God sends upon them a strong delusion, to make them believe what is false, so that all may be condemned who did not believe the truth but had pleasure in unrighteousness.'
Right...
Guitar is my instrument of choice.
Black Schecter C-1 Elite w/ abalone binding and PRS No. 9 pickup.
I've been playing for 7 or so years.
I'm horrible at it.
And speaking of things horrible, if your bands blows, don't bother sending that friend request.
I'll mark your ass as spam.
I get bored and make .gifs:
I like to breathe.
I walk a lot.
Sometimes I run.
On rare occasions I sprint, then get tired afterwards.
I hate feet.
I have no respect for 95% of the people that live in Henry County.
A vacation is not a vacation unless you stay in a hotel.
According to my penis, I'm a male.
According to info-mercials, I can cleanse my colon in record time.
I hate salt.
Vagina Dick.
Pepsi Coke.
I could eat just beef jerky for the rest of my life.
I have a deep relationship with the value meal.
You smoke outside of my vehicle unless otherwise noted.
If the word 'like' makes up more than 50% of your sentences, I'll let you know by making fun of your stupidity.
Green is my least favorite color.
Sports bore me.
Astronomy amazes me.
Me and this guy wrote the book on Metal:
I'm in love with Adidas Goodyears.
If you read all of this, you get a reward later.
I love direct deposit.
I hate country music.
I've eaten at White Castle before.
I have a fascination with Lego's.
I hate country music.
Gotta catch em' all, huh?
BITCH I already did.
Music = The sum of every sub-atomic particle I am comprised of.
Start talking about it, and I'll hold conversation forever.
Shut the goddamn up you stupid he bitch.
Don't make me raise my pimphand prostidude.
I use Coke Rewards points.
So give them to me.
Opinion: Canned carrots come cut.
Fact: If your virgin, it's cooler to stay that way.
I hate country music.
My speed beetle doesn't have a clutch.
"After 6 or 7 weeks, girls find me boring. I'm not sure what happens. 'Cause that's about how long it takes to get to know someone."
I'm fascinated with ghosts/paranormal activity.
Chill electronica music floats my canoe.
Kids are cool to look at, but that's about it.
Marriage is stupid.
Especially if your under 30.
Love is a word thrown around more than your laundry.
One day, I will 'Houdini' a bitch.
I go to hell for the company.
I hate country music.
This website is cool.
Holy shit pickle, I see your butt hole in my soup.
Alabama is the worst 'state' ever invented.
I can't wear socks while sleeping.
I hate heights.
I love bass drops.
I love to drive with my knee.
I hate country music.
I talk to myself.
I like shows, but hate them just as much.
You've probably seen me at one.
I have no idea who the fuck half of you people are.
I like to buy clothes and shoes I never wear.
I have an Asian penis and I don't know how to use it.
Attention people from Bum-Fuck Idaho, or Suckadick Maine, don't try to add me.
Bitch, you will get denied.
Good photography amazes me.
Your first impression of me = Simple.
What I really am = More complex than a fucking Rubix Cube.
Notice: I'm in love with Desert Eagles.
I have obsessive compulsive disorder.
I've been told I look like:
- Johnny Deep.
- Kramer.
- Jesus.
- Jim Carey.
- Casey Jones.
- A serial killer.
How crazy is ape's shit, really?
Soggy pillows are horrible, and leave something great to be desired.
MSI is the trashiest, sluttiest, most drug induced filth ever thought-up.
Vans.
Dickes.
Nautica.
I enjoy first person shooters very much.
I own a PS3 and a Xbox.
I like to brush my teeth AND floss.
I'm not a big fan of lame-asses.
Wire hangers suck balls.
I had a good job.
But now I'm a stay-at-home mom.
That knows how to drive forklifts.
Boxers are cool.
They should rename Tennessee, Tteenneessee.
I have no vocal talent.
Charles Crawford = Sean Penn.
I tend to be hungry.
Therefore, I tend to eat a lot of food.
I hate country music.
I have a Kroger Plus card and I know how to use it.
SoBe is the closest thing to an orgasm.
Buy me one and I will surely have one. Or three.
I collect the bottles as well.
Taco Bell.
Waffle House.
Wendy's.
Chocolate milk.
Honey roasted peanuts.
I find that a duck's opinion of me is based on how much bread I have.
I remixed a remix and it was back to normal.
Cats are the funniest animals on the planet.
I like to write anything from lyrics to music.
Any human who does not like Family Guy/Robot Chicken is either Christian or dead.
I sleep too much.
I have fingers.
Usually I pick my nose with them.
I never thought the color yellow could feel so good.
Not as good as the number 2, however.
Politics suck.
MST3K.
Late night talk shows blow my whistle.
My chin hair is red/orange.
I don't know what I would do without light.
Probably not be able to see a damn thing.
The wind can get annoying.
Why the fuck would you sky-dive?
While I'm driving, don't do anything distracting while riding shotgun.
Especially getting on your fucking laptop.
Don't read things I've sent you while I'm in front of you.
Burned CDs = dumb as fuck.
Apples will eventually put doctors out of business.
Drifting is fun.
Thank God for roof shingles.
You fly like old people fuck.
I love things random.
Please use the English language correctly.
Proper spelling and grammar are cool things to have.
"PWNING', 'ROLFPWN', 'n00b', and 'xXxtreme-CoReXxX' can get bent.
Protein.
Whatever I'm eating, rest assured I'm counting it.
Once, I sneezed five times in a row.
I attended half my senior year.
I was often found in other schools instead of my own.
I often find myself laughing alone.
Drama is something I like to lose, but find often.
Did I mention I fucking hate country music?
Thanks for reading.
I hate country music.
Come again!
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