**BRAND NEW! Lesbian Karaoke Night is Back!!
EVERY Thursday night, at Durty Nelly's, in Costa Mesa.
Check out the full details down in the heroes box. Come sing and hang out with us, and buy me liquor!!
Let's see, this is rare because I usually don't talk about me, I am that girl that sits there and gets the life stories from anyone and everyone, people never cease to amaze me, and you'd be surprised how much people will tell a total stranger, or maybe it's just lucky me? Oh, but don't send me a friend request, I won't lie, I won't accept it unless I actually know you...
So here goes...let's start with, I think I'm pretty funny, I proudly rank myself as the funniest person I know. Check out my Top 5 Funny List below, where I single out things that have made me laugh in the last week or so. The rankings change constantly, so check back if you care. And, oh, I mean for 2 through 5, number 1 never changes ; }
JUST IN...This week's rankings:
1-Me...
Damn, where to start??
How about my offering to get the drunken dyke, helmet-less motorcycle FREAK, my spare helmet (the one in my comments)?
Ohhh, and the really cheap grandma jokes I made toward Crystal, sorry! : }, but at least we have the "EASY" button to make us laugh!
2-Crystal...
Girl #1: "She'd never date me, she's so outta my league..."
Crystal: "Awww, you don't know that, she might be crazy." And for giving me the line to yell to Nicol, while she was making out, leaning on MY car..."GET A PORTA POTTY!"
3-Michelle...
When refusing my kind offer of mints: "I'm trying to avoid the date rape drugs..."
4-Amber...
"That's the guest cookie!"
5-Nicol...
For not knowing better than to fall asleep on my couch!
Anyway...I guess my job title would be "entertainer," I was a nightclub DJ for years, I host Karaoke (check out my gig info to the left) and I am the founder and producer of a monthly lesbian drag king show, but that's on hold for now, since our last venue was sold. Soon??
I also do a little of everything, I make my living from my wildly varied skills, DJing, KJing, guitar lessons, Guitar Hero lessons (I ROCK!) wedding ceremonies (yes, I'm ordained,) computer geekiness, Photoshopping, photography, pretty much anything you'll pay me to do! PRETTY MUCH...haha.
So, I dedicate a lot of time to promoting my stuff, but when I'm home I like to sit in front of this screen (mine, not yours) and google the world and read about everything, play with my kitties, play with my Gameboy and Playstation2, I defy anyone to challenge me at Guitar Hero! I love taking pictures, silly or otherwise, keeping in touch with friends, keeping the plants on this side of death, and a good movie when I need to sit and chill out. Then I sit there and think about all the things I should be doing instead.
I love to sing, I am a self proclaimed karaoke ho, and love hitting the karaoke places with my friends. Check out my blog posting above, to hear me sing on an mp3!! Leave me a blog comment if the finicky thing works for you. I like meeting new people, I am really social, but enjoy my quiet nights at home too. My ideal life would include more money and the love of my life...hey, if you wanna help me out either way, send me a message, haha.I love to hang out with my friends, and THANKS for coming to all my gigs and making me look good, I really appreciate you guys, I mean that.
JUST ADDED:
Ryder's FAQ
For real, I get a lot of the same questions, so here's hoping I can stop responding to the same ones over and over!
1) Yes, you can hire me to DJ your party.
2) Yes, I can teach you to play guitar.
3) Yes, I will teach you how to use your computer to be a better myspace addict.
4) No, the Kings of OC will not come perform at your benefit/batmitzvah/funeral, unless...
5) No, I will not do it for free unless you're sleeping with me...haha!
Seriously though, I offer great rates for gigs and lessons.
6) Yes, I do actually know the people listed as my friends...
7) But no, I cannot hook you up.
8) No, I swear I didn't know that was your sister.
9) Sure, promise to come to Karaoke, then never come, see if I care.
10) No, I can't burn that CD for you, see number 5.
11) No, I won't give you a DVD of the show, pay 6 bucks like everyone else.
12) No, I do not have a REAL beard!
13) Yes, a lot of these are sarcastic answers.
Thanks for visiting my page...check out the Kings of OC page too, myspace.com/kingsoc
Come to my damn gigs, and have a great day!
Much love,
Ryder
Hey...leave a message on the fridge for me!
