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McKlintock

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i live for the days you cant remember and the friends youll never forget, cuz im just that badass.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a lot of good people. real people. probably not you, but the person next to you.... thats how i roll. oh, and who was that guy that said 'dont worry, be happy'

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my lifes story

Deep within the primordial ooze of prehistoric times, a being was created to pull down the panties and satanically jam out. Fueled by politically brewed beer, he stumbled through the eras. This is the...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:09:00 GMT

Ted's Great Day.....

Previous to the invasion of chemicals into Ted's body, the amount of toxins streaming through his systemfrom the semi-uninhabitable wasteland of modern america was at an already lethal level. A...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:59:00 GMT

one night stands.

She's fast asleep when i wake up. The essence of beauty.Her perfect breasts rise and gently fall and rise again with her breathing.Her eyelids rest delicately upon her face, like rose p...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:12:00 GMT

ive got the booze

          The camera in the pink box begs me to shoot porn         &n bsp;      The world i...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:32:00 GMT

just like water.......

Just like water, we are shapeless yet always conforming,To a shape more or less desireable than the one that was held before,Individualities, different perceptions of realities,Experience points in a ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:43:00 GMT

my bright bright future

I walked down the endless rows of circus tents and fair-drones for what seemed to be ages. People with no faces, just a mouth that constantly spit out jibberish. I sat down and began to tear...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 20:25:00 GMT

your savior in death

Driving in his beat up Mustang, he swerves in a drunken state down the road. Narrowly missing a van full of children he breathes a sigh of releif.A romance between himself and the road plays out, endi...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 20:26:00 GMT

more of whats new with me

in my headits killing meits holding mecant break freecant go backcant stay herecant escape sadnesswhen its so neari cant go homewhen i have no such thingi feel so worthlessi hate this pain going ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jul 2005 22:36:00 GMT