Allo allo, welcome to this little porthole of my life.
I'm sure we all know how difficult it is to translate who we are into words, but I'll do what I can. People call me a lot of things. My name is Sam.. but many more people know me as Abba - as it is my last name, not because I am a dancing queen - Probably most people know me as Jesus. 'Tis a nickname I picked up in middle school and took pretty well. In fact, I'd say loads of people don't even know my real name as a result. I have a multitude of other nick names including [but certainly not limited to] Samiamsam, Mustafa Nigeriaguagofteendin Cauc, Smabba, Ghetto Fabulous Freshly Squeezed Pimp Juice, Abba-Sam, Sasquatch, Samson, ... and the beat goes on. Because of that I tend to respond to most any name, so do feel free to make up your own name for me. Either now or later, no matter. Recently I've proclaimed myself to be THE Techno Viking, for more information watch the video down below...
I'm a quirky guy. I don't drink caffeine, why? well why don't you eat aluminum foil? Alright, maybe that's not a fair comparison, but really I've just decided it's something I'd rather avoid. Not that I have anything against it, just don't do it. I really hate when people pronounce 'matour' instead of 'mah-chure' for no apparent reason. I'm a rather easy going guy, not much riles me up, 'cept when you fuck up that damn word! =) I'm utterly fascinated by people and ideas, love to talk about anything from life to what you want on your tombstone. I tend to win the nerd fight as a result of my entire family being huge book worms/geeks. I've been to plenty of sci-fi conventions, rennasaince faires, and even work with the staff of a local anime convention -though i don't have any real love for anime. Totally laid back and open minded about most everything, got a lot of complex and awesome views on things that keep make me pretty unique [imho].
I know lots about lots and more than willing to share that with anyone.
I like books, but I hate how much time it takes to get through them.
I love movies, the older the better for sure. Black and white are usually the best, silent ones pretty much rock my [eye] sockets.
I love absurdisms to the max, if you are random and off the wall PLEASE add me and chat it up. Life may be a box of chocolates, but I love finding a cucumber in the mix. I myself can be anything from a macadamia nut crunch to a banana pudding pie! What does that mean? your guess is as good as mine, come talk to me and find out =D
I am someone people come to depend on for advice and support. I work real hard to maintain that and provide that for anyone that needs it or wants it. I've become a pseudo-therapist for a vast majority of my friends and I definitely love being there for them. I work real hard not to be a typical guy and have a pretty large disdain for those that don't.
If I continue on you will fall asleep, so I'll leave a little to be desired in hopes that you come looking for more. Please do add me and/or message me, or you can IM me my yahoo/aim/msn is Zerosuminfinity[@hotmial . com] txt/call my ass at 515*447*9262... orrr umm no, actually that's all you can do ;)
