Captain

The Captain has been around since time began! He has many different faces and disguises. He is held responsible for the destruction of many relationships, however he has been used as a means to deflect shit for many females when they need to move on from what might be described as a "turbulent relationship". The reality of it is that many females fall foul of the simple truth that they want what they cannot have. Let it be said that it is nobodys fault that the captain is emotionally inept! but this does not present any problems with his ability to entertain even the most miserable bitches on the planet. So if you are feeling low, give the Captain a go!