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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

howdy i'm jack swift! i'm from a little town in west texas & now reside in southern california i love to tell jokes and i'm so nonsensical, kind of a bandit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

pretty ladies into funny guys like me

My Blog

i been slacking off of myspace folks

welll i been so busy the last few  months it seems .  but hey!  me and cassie finally found  a place and moved in i'd say about  2 weeks ago!  its a nice pad here in...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:56:00 GMT

wows i've been tagged by nicotine! read on folks

TAGGED: 10 Things You Probably Don't Care AboutThe Rules: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with ten weird/random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end of the blog choose ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:53:00 GMT

cool sunday morning

so i waked up today at about 9 am, cassie rolled over on me and then said we were going outs for breakfasts!  woo! she wakes up joe and tony two eyes and she drove us to belmont shores where we s...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 15:47:00 GMT

gas

"A guy picks up his girlfriend in his convertible and they go for a joyride out in the country. When they're out in the middle of nowhere, they start taking off their clothes as they're driving along....
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:12:00 GMT

i'm feeling nutty

(source: joe)   whats the difference between beer nuts & deer nuts?? beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts you can find under a buck!   ha!  
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:13:00 GMT

whats that smell?

hey you blog readers! whats invisible and smells like worms?   bird farts! ha!
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 19:26:00 GMT

"carmen"

 (source:  jackie m's joke hotline) so i was at a party and i see this hot chickie dee so i walks up to her and say "hey, whats your name?"  she says "susan but everyone calls me carmen...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 20:35:00 GMT