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Hi I'm Paul, bass guitar player for Dutch thrashers X-tinxion. I'm the cool party guy, oh oh I'm so great...and I'm funny too, damn am I funny, wow, who wouldn't want to hang out with me? Oh and I'm sooooo good looking, the prince of Wales just pales in comparison to my glorious self! That's why in all my pics you see only hair, no face, it just wouldn't be fair to the other guys in the world, haha. Oh sorry, I thought that was what Myspace was about, pretending to be cool and stalking photoshopped chicks on the oh so anonymous internet... Oh well, fuck you, fuck you and tooooootally screw you, as you can see on the pictures I'm boring and dead ugly but hey, surprise, I don't fucking care! But hey, I was in Slayer once (but I left before they got famous ;-) )And hell yeah I'm a fucking poser and I'm proud of it, who the hell is Manowar whahaha :-P . Oh, and I can play 2 airguitars at the same time! I'm serious. Really! No, really. Serious.X-tinxion newsflash:It's official, we're the fastest, loudest and coolest band in the world! Or ehh...we'll be sueing your ass if you don't think so, just like MMM...MMM...MMM...sorry can't say it, but everybody say knackebrod!We are drunk as fuck and we suck haha ;-) . Nonononono we don't hahaha, well maybe I do but the other guys rule ;-) .Well, what can I say, let's get this party started? Warning, blatantly obvious advertisement: Check www.x-tinxion.com and buy that damn cd, it takes only 3 euro's to bang your fucking head off!Other thing you could do with that money are: drink 1.5 beer, park your car once, smoke about 7 cigarettes, smoke 1 prefab joint, take a shoppingcart in the supermarket 3 times, buy 2 icecreams, see half a movie, get a few real good nuts & choco dips (on your icecream you sick fuck!), get on the bus (but walk home!), sooooo what are you waiting for? Buy it you cheapass! Mail the X-tinxion myspace to get it now and pose to your friends!Also, since all good things come in three, check out the new X-tinxion video's below, already the feel good hits of 2007 ;-)X-tinXion