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......I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen........................"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." -Albert Einstein......."What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." -Woody Allen....... ...It's NOT the amount of breaths you take in life but the moments in life that take your breath away......."The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!" -Chris Rock............."If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty" -Jeff Foxworthy......It's hard to beat a person that never gives up-Babe ruth......"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." -Dave Barry.........."Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work." -Gallagher................"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."......."Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision." -Oscar Levant....One of the hardest things you can do is to love someone and then have the courage to let them love you back....."A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -Bob Hope......."Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx....all we need is some ice cream and a hug -Bowling for soup...."If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry Truman...."Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense." -Unknown....You should be kissed and often by someone who knows how- Rhett;Gone with the Wind...."I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything." -Jerry Seinfeld......LIFE HAPPENS WHILE YOU ARE MAKING OTHER PLANS- John Lennon.....When you find the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible-harry from when harry met sally......When you let fear get in the way of the things you want, then fear automatically wins....Don't judge me based on your ignorance or someone elses...."Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source." -Ron Nesen...It's not how long you live but how....Live life forward...If you are going through Hell, keep going-Winston Churchill....Some people never go crazy what horrible lives they must lead..."The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun." -Jerry Seinfeld..........."A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."-Mark Twain....." All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them." -Walt Disney...."The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense." -Tom Clancy......"A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error." -Dennis Miller......Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are---Kurt Cobain....There are cracks in everything that's how the light gets in. ---Leonard Cohen....To be or not to be is not a question of compromise...either you be or you don't be -Golda Meir...."In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."-Harold Coffin.....The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.--Mingnon McLaughlin......"Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue." -Scott Adams.....Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.- Norm Papernick..."When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?" -George Carlin....."Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." -Albert Einstein...Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.- HL Mencken...Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. - Ellen Goodman....."Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." - Anon....."It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." -Jerry Seinfeld.....There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.- Friedrich Nietzsche.... "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." -Chris Rock....It is better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not.....You are more equiste as yourself than anything you could pretend to be.... I love acting. It is so much more real than life. -Oscar Wilde..... Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." -Jerry Seinfeld...Poetry is just the evidence of life. If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash.-Leonard Cohen....."I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point." -Michael Caine....IT's never too late to be what you might have been.-George Elliott...Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars.-Les Brown....I expected justice, but I got mercy"-Peter Halsten Thorkelson...All comedians want to be musicians and all musicians think they are funny, it's strange how that worked out. -Dave Chapelle (Block Party Movie)..."People are like tea bags, you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are" -Anon..."Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you $50,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul." -Marilyn Monroe..."I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." -Woody Allen(that one is for Mika..with much love of course) .....Every Exit is an entry somewhere else.-Tom Stoppard..."Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."-Mark Twain...All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.- Ella Wheeler Wilcox...Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.-Robert Orben...The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.-Alfred Hitchcock...Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.-Steven Spielberg...The only thing that matters is what you do to the people you care about...Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who has said it unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense-Budda...Wherever you are it is your friends that make up you world-William Jones..."We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box.....If you start pretending to be something you aren't, you risk forgetting who you are...A friend is someone who sees the hurt in your eyes when everyone else is fooled by the smile...I live for all the nights I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget...Lots of people want to ride around with you in limos, a true friend will get on the bus with you when the limo breaks down but the one you want to be with will walk with you when you can't even afford the bus....it's never over until it is right, so if it isn't right, it isn't over...I am never as good as when I am with you....I didn't invent the thunderstorm, I just own the best umbrella...The BEST things in life are the people we love, the places we have been and the memories we make along the way involving both-A candle at Crackerbarrel....Everybody wants to slap your back, wants to shake your hand when your on top of that mountain, but let one of those rocks give way and you slide back down look up and see who is around then. This isn't where the road ends this isn't where the bandwagon stops, it's just one of those times when ALOT of folks jump off--Tracy Lawrence song, "Find out who your friends are". "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better."– Samuel Beckett...."The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become."- Charles Du Bos......"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."- W. C. Fields...I never want to end up living in a middle class prison...Real Heroes don't look like me, I am just an actor with a gun who has lost his motovation.-King Kong....True love doesn't have a happy ending, cause true love never ends....Make sure before you fall in love, there is someone there to catch you...Anyone who ever said sunshine brings happiness, evidently never danced in the rain....love is a journey that knows no end....the bigger the hair the closer to God=AMelia Cline...when you really love someone what you go through s never too much...sometimes life has a way of putting us on our back to force us to look up....sometimes you have to sacrifice who you are for who you want to become-Lani Sarem...Don't freak in the funhouse-Fyrewolf & Diar....We don't see things how they are, we see things how WE are-The Talmud...We are all too dependent on things that are not dependable-Lani Sarem...The Reason for Jewish holidays in a nutshell...they tried to kill us, and we won!....Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh-George Bernard Shaw...you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian-The Dark Knight....Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep-Fran Lebowitz...I refuse to be the goodie bag at your pity party-Nora from Nick and Nora's infinite playlist....The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars- Jack Kerouac...Only a life lived for others is worth living-Albert Einstein...The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in-Unknown...The truth is everyone is going to hurt you, but what you gotta do is find the ones worth suffering for.-Bob Marley.
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