Tom FUCKING Berube

I'm hot, I can dance, and I'm better at Guitar Hero then most. I'M TOM BERUBE.

About Me

SUP, this is the myspace page of TOM BERUBE. Here's where you can get the latest information about ME. Now, a lot of people ask me, "TOM BERUBE, you're pretty cool and all, but why does everyone always talk about how awesome you are?" Well, to be honest, I'm just a cool person to hang around with, and if you get a couple drinks in me I'm even better. That's just how I roll. These mutton chops aren't grown by just anyone, they're earned through the dedication of a man who wants to have fun all the time. Secondly, I joke about rape a lot, it's kind of my thing. If that's not cool with you then maybe we should just be casual aquantinces instead of friends.
Here are my other awesome pages in case you want to stalk me and require every scrap of information I have available on the internet:
Livejournal
Facebook

My Interests

- Videogames
- Movies
- Television
- Love making
- By love making I mean sex
- I've been beaten into calling it love making and it's annoying
- Rocking out to various degrees according to alcohol consumption
- Most important of all: THE INTERNET!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, you and I should probably hang out sometime and play Guitar Hero.

Music:

I enjoy all kinds of music, except Country / Emo
Prime example of what makes me rock: Electric Six / MC Chris

Movies:

If I listed every movie I've seen it'd be a long time ok.

Television:

Upright Citizens Brigade, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Southpark, Reno 911, 24, Scrubs,Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, Havey Birdman Attorney at Law, Sealab 2021, Lost, Law and Order: SVU, My Name is Earl, The Office, Firefly, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, 30 Rock.

Books:

Green Eggs and HamNintendo Power brand strategy guide for Chrono Trigger for the SNES.

Heroes:

The Tick
Jack Bauer
Myself

My Blog

Who the fuck updates this shit

Not me.
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 02:23:00 PST

I've been bought out by Blizzard

Four years have passed since the aftermath of Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, and a great tension now smolders throughout the ravaged world of Azeroth. As the battle-worn races begin to rebuild their sh...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

Ape tit

What the hell is a Kudos and who gave me one?Anyway, summer is coming and I'm working outside so I have the most XXXTREME farmers tan going. I gotta work outside naked more if I don...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

Holy shit Surge is back! In vault form!

So I was perusing the internet when I was suddenly hit with nostalgia for my favorite soft drink of years past. Surge. A deliciously green citrus soda from the makers of coke, it was my nectar of the...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

Hello myspace

How are you. I am fine, I am working a lot but still manage to play lots of videogames and spend most of my time with Beckie so I have nothing to complain about. I want to start doing physical activi...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 10:08:00 PST

Yawn

Boy, I sure am sleepy I think I'm going to go to bed now.
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 10:30:00 PST

I'm posting an update here, because I can

Reviewing my week Sunday - Played WoW most of the day I think, I can't remember. Monday - Work, Andrew and Crystal visit Tuesday - Work, WoW, Beckie, Beckie's sister's boyfriend takes all her money...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:06:00 PST

Holy shit myspace

what
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOW NO ONE CAN READ A GODDAMN THING

BECAUSE I AM GOING AGAINST THE BASICS OF WEB PAGE DESIGN AND USING AN IMAGE AS A BACKGROUND AGAINST STANDARD BLACK TEXT. MYSPACEEEEEE.
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...and the #1 thing that pisses me off

1. Ex-Boyfriends who won't let go of the fact that they fucked up their relationship with a wonderful girl and now that she's with someone else they pull out the Emo-Cannon and blast her away with the...
Posted by Tom FUCKING Berube on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST