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Albie

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was

About Me

Generic is the new pimped out. I edited my profile with Times new roman font 12 point. I can get almost anybody an auto loan.

My Interests

Work, family (my real one and the Pac Honda family), running and excercise, work. Yoga. Cooking, wine, beer, sit ups, friends, quiet time alone spent thinking. Trying to talk like Yoda. Working. Rocking the candy machine back and forth till free shit falls out like m&m's and stuff. And cooking animals...and fiddling my own banjo

I'd like to meet:

Woman with little or no history of mental retardation in faMILY

Music:

old punk rock and steve miller bad religion no fx pennywise like I said old punk rock and a lil classical. Oh yeah and SIREN! And I fuckin hate counrty western but its cool if you like it

Movies:

Star Wars. The transformers. Superbad. Borat. Clockwork Orange. Did I say star wars? Anything new funny interesting. Cartoon movies about comic book shit.

Television:

Meer Cat Manor Heroes Iron Chef cooking channel, history channel, Lost, Rachel Ray is pretty cool and any show that Bobby Flay is on. Animal planet, Fucking hate Judge Judy. Mythbusters I donno shit that nerds watch pretty much.

Books:

Id rather eat shit than read a book. Everything I needed to know I learned me about on the discovery channel.

Heroes:

Yoda, Obi Wan Kenobi, Warren Buffet, Zig Ziglar, Darth Vader, David Letterman, My masters my master jedi mentors.

My Blog

Soy sauce chicken

Heres my recipe for soy sauce chicken. On a scale of 1-10 on the difficulty chart its a 2.   Take a chicken whole, remove all the shit from inside it and throw away.   Put the chicken in a b...
Posted by Albie on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:33:00 PST

To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account.

Dear Cockless Fuckmuppet,I want to express my most sincere appreciation of your tremendous efforts to hack my Myspace account. My friends and I thoroughly enjoyed the well-crafted spam I left in their...
Posted by Albie on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:24:00 PST

"Darth"

Darth From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia " Have questions? Find out how  ;to ask questions and get answers.& nbsp;" Jump to: navigation, searc...
Posted by Albie on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

Check out these resignation letters!! I actually used one once!

Check out these sweet resignation letters.http://porkjerky.com/resign.htmJust paste that shit in your browser.Merry Christmas.
Posted by Albie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Todays subject is dong measuring

I just found out yesterday that when you measure your dong or in "medical" terminology your "ding dong" you are actually supposed to place the ruler or tape measure under your dong like where your nut...
Posted by Albie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving

Me and my roomate Adam were about to load up a 26 foot uhaul to move today. We moved 1 kingsize matress, broke a lamp, then decidet to go hire some illegals down by the freeeway and get some beer and ...
Posted by Albie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST