I am everywhere. You may have run into me in public restroom toilet seats, door handles, stray dogs, homeless people, fast food, flight attendents, and even your boyfriend for a start.
Turn ons:
Sweaty balls, confined spaces, moist vaginas, bathtubs, moldy cheese, motel sheets, NYC path trains, etc.
Turn offs:
Dermatologists, antimicrobial lotions, boxers, razors, boiling water, hydrocortizone creams, topical antibiotics, vegans, etc.
