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George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans

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About Me

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Hi! My name is Nathan Evans and I’m 16 years old. I go to Wirral Grammar School
for Boys in Bebington, where I've just started Sixth Form - I’m doing
Modern History, French and English Language (with General Studies,
Critical Thinking, Sociology and Latin on top - I know, I'm a nerd!).
Anyway, here’s some facts about me that I hope sum me up:

Name: Nathan Evans
Age: 16
Birthday: 16th February
Sex: Male
Location: Rock Ferry, Wirral
Pets: 2 cats; Molly and Alfie
Political Affiliation: Undecided, formerly Lib Dem
Football Team: Tranmere Rovers (2nd in League One!)
Favourite Belgian: Hercule Poirot
Stance on Xylophones: Indifferent
Secret Fear: Escalators
Mortal Enemies: ITV, June Whitfield, The Lawn Tennis Association
Occasional Aliases: MC Evans, Peter Van Rijk, Dr Adrian Hunt, Luther Vandross
Greatest Achievement: Er.. Get back to me on that one
Greatest Shame: My life up until this point.
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My Interests

TV
Film
Music
Vegeterianism
Whatever.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone really; I’m not fussy!

Music:

A wide variety such as
Rock
Indie
Old School Hip Hop
And More

Movies:

Favourite Films: Citizen Kane
Idiocracy
Airplane!
Godfather Trilogy
My Cousin Vinnie
Star Wars
Pan's Labyrinth
most Hitchcock movies
American History X
LOTR
Naked Gun
Die Hard
Touch of Evil
Jaws
Cast Away
Anchorman and more.

Television:

Favourite Programmes: House
Shark
Father Ted
The Simpsons
Boston Legal
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Star Trek
Peep Show
Arrested Development
Family Guy
American Dad!
Top Gear
Charlie Brooker’s Screen Wipe.

Books:

Goodfellas (Interview with a Wiseguy) - Nicolas Pilleggi
Animal Farm - George Orwell
Homage to Catalonia - George Orwell
Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha - Roddy Doyle
Death in the Afternoon - Ernest Hemingway
Harry Potter - JK Rowling
James Bond - Ian Fleming
Bill Bryson
Agatha Christie

Heroes:

Jesus (Messiah)
Fidel Castro (Cuban Leader)
Jam Master Jay (Hip Hop DJ)
Bill Clinton (Ex-US President/Adulterer)
Muhammad Ali (Boxer/Greatest of All Time)
John Aldridge (Ex-Tranmere Forward/Manager)
Salvador Dali (Artist/Crazy man)
Jeremy Paxman (TV Presenter)
Orson Welles (Film Director/Actor)
Jackson Pollack (Artist)
William Shatner (Actor)
Chris Rock (Comedian)
Alfred Hitchcock (Film Director/Master of Suspense)
Groucho Marx (Comedian)
Marvin Gaye (Musician/Unofficial Sponsor of Sex)
John Lennon (Musician)
Patrick Stewart (Actor)
Woody Allen (Comedian)
Robin Williams (Comedian)
Keith Richards (Musician)
David Edwards (Film Critic)
Vic Reeves (Comedian)
Morrissey (Musician/Militant Vegetarian)
Jon Stewart (Comedian)
David Bowie (Musician)
Armando Ianucci (Comedy Writer)
Mike Judge (Cartoonist)
David Lloyd George (Ex-Prime Minister)
Martin Luther King (Black Rights Activist)
Che Guevara (Pro-Communism Activist)
Jim Shelley (TV Critic)
Charlie Brooker (Comedy Writer)
Hugo Chavez (Venezuelan Leader)
David Doak (Video Games Designer)
Alan Rickman (Actor)
John Keynes (Economist)
Ray Stubbs (Sports Presenter)

My Blog

Holiday Blog: Disneyland

For those of you who don't know, I've just been on holiday to Dinseyland Paris with my family. Here is my little (ish) summary of what happened... SATURDAY Set off from our house in Rock Ferry, h...
Posted by George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 12:15:00 PST

Top Five Pointless Inventions

I'm not one to stand in the way of progress even though I've always longed for the days when Nuclear arms were a gentleman's pursuit, before every India, Iran and Pakistan joined the doomsday picnic (...
Posted by George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:33:00 PST

Meat Is Murder etc.

  As some of you may know, I'm a vegetarian - don't worry, it's not contagious!   I've come to find over my five years as a veggie, though, that nobody accepts vegetarianism. It's like,...
Posted by George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Shawscank Redemption: Paris Hitlon in Jail

So, first she was in jail, then she got out, then she got sent right back in kicking and screaming; The Paris Hilton affair rumbles on. I think that she has probably been treated better than others i...
Posted by George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:02:00 PST

Daytime TV

  A combination of being off for exam leave and a total lack of a social life has allowed me to watch a lot of daytime TV recently, and I've come to a conclusion: It's shit.   First things ...
Posted by George Bush Doesn't Care About Nathan Evans on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:33:00 PST