I'm a textbook Aquarian who is overdramatically terrified of water. I will greet you everyday with a sparkling "Meow", I have uneven eyes that move freakishly opposite each other, especially in photographs, I'm not fond of every activity that happens outside, I'm an undomesticated indoor cat that hasn't been in direct sunlight since 1985, I'll predict the future, but mention it to you after it happens. If I fancy you, I'll make up a sweeeeeeeeet nickname for you, that will give us hours of fun and enjoyment, If I dislike you, I will call you by your actual name, and be ever so polite to you, I have a strangely puzzling inability to drive cars that I do not own, which can make rental cars a tricky proposition. My hair isn't a wig, I just spend hours making it look like it is, so I can prove people wrong when they insist that it must be, I like to read the last chapter of every book first, so I know where the story is heading before the characters do, I am, or have been, scientifically proven to be allergic to almost every substance on earth, either presently or at one time..Currently the allergy list includes, (but is not limited to), Seafood, Cardboard, Metal, and certain nondenominal fabric softeners..However, if you can think if something else, I will try hard to have a hive-attack for you. I love to go to places that are reported to be haunted..and either; defy the odds by not seeing anything, or run for my life. I never drink anything without a straw, so unless you want me to lap out of a saucer, I prefer the bendy ones. I like even numbers, and I try to keep the volume number in my car or on my television at an even number...except for 5, because everyone knows 5 is a good number. I believe that Bigfoot actually exists..Truly!!...but, I won't go out looking for him, I'd prefer to see him on CNN. Yes, I'm really that pale...It's not a photoshop trick.
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