i like to drink and do the party thing. not big on the club scene but im all about house parties.i think its safe to say im addicted to ink...among other things. as of right now i have 13 tattoos and i have a lot of room for more. check em out in my pics. i have problem with speed(no not drugs)and it has landed me in county a couple of times. i cant stand going slow. i love cali and i am going to be here for while. im from washington state which is the gloomiest most depressing state on the planet. im a tatted up freeekshow that likes to drink and have fun.
The MAN Rules
These are our rules! Please
note. these are all numbered "1 " ON
PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't
ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a
laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them bigger laugh.
