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nel

I am here for Friends

About Me

Do you know anybody else who stabs people with HARPOONS? i didn't think so. i'm cool....well, aside from an inflated sense of grandeur, i like joking around A LOT with people. i have the dirtiest mind ever, so, WORD TO THE WISE, don’t eat phallic shaped things in front of me. For Ex. HOT DOGS. CARROTS. CORNDOGS. BANANAS(you're just asking for it, with this one), WHOLE CUCUMBERS, L-shaped walking cane handles..... yeah, Freud would have a field day analyzing me, for sure. I'm incredibly easy going, i like the color green and the numbers 3 and 5. I like spontaneity and cats. i have also self-diagnosed myself with a mild case of Dyslexia and Napoleon Complex. Meaning if you make fun of the fact that my words cant catch up fast enough with my thoughts, I’ll chop your head off with a guillotine. Other than that, I’m always here when you need me. even if it's at 3 am and I’m fucken drunk. that's what friends are for!p.s. I talk about movies. A LOT. Not just a little...it's like, SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-A-LOT.

My Interests

Drawing, painting, sculpting grapgic action figures with Sculpey, Films, Special F/X, Monsters, anything Art related, horror movies, silent films, classic books, beat poets/beat poetry, the beat generation, jazz/blues.

I'd like to meet:

This kid, so I could point and laugh at him!
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Christopher Walken or Mel Brooks.

Music:

Siouxsie and the Banshees The Who Billie Holliday Ella Fitzgerald Depeche Mode The Cure Joy Division Sisters of Mercy Stabbing Westward AFI Blaqk Audio Rasputina The Misfits The Pixies Ladytron Red Hot Chili Peppers Tiger Army IAMX The Clash Creedence Clearwater Revival Echo and the Bunnymen George Harrison Iggy Pop/the Stooges Patti Smith/Group Placebo Van Morrison Classical music Beatles

Movies:

silent films, black and white(talkies), horror movies, b-movies(grindhouse flicks), comedy, zombie movies, movies with monsters and anything with Christopher Walken is a must.

Television:

House or 24. The History Channel, A&E, Sci Fi, Court TV, Comedy Central, Turner Classic Movies and TLC.

Books:

Classic books, sci. fi., Fiction, and anything else that grabs my interest.

Heroes:

Andy Warhol

My Blog

"The Beginning"

It had been two months since that night. My heart still had that nervous palpitation that had been there that night. As I gulped a glass of wine to try to calm myself down, I remembered that moment. E...
Posted by nel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

"...And in the cities"

The cities were littered with the dank remains of long-time dead corpses. Street lamps, illuminating the dim façade of ghost-town buildings. Scattered fragments of civilization on streets; and tenemen...
Posted by nel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

"...And in the world"

Man-kind, doomed by its own hands. Life, fleeing in panic across third world nations, empowered governments, now lost and besieged by the wave of destruction. The race of crimson red and ivory white, ...
Posted by nel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:05:00 PST

"The Field"

When i was really young, i remembered running through a field of corn as happily as a small child could be. I remembered the long leafs of the corn hovering above me as if trying to reach down towards...
Posted by nel on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST