Television:
I call this blog-evision. This is the place where I'll put all my dumb I'm-bored-out-of-my-motherfuckin'-mind-and-I-do-this-stupid-
blog-test-thing-in-hopes-of-alleviating-some-of-my-lonelines
s stuff. Enjoy.
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 100%
Envy: 60%
Gluttony: 60%
Greed: 40%
Lust: 40%
Pride: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 51%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.
How Sinful Are You?
I have no idea how that got that spot on. It really works!! I'm doing much better than I thought, I would imagine my going to hell percentage would have easily been hovering deftly at about 90% or more. But 51 isn't bad.
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
How Weird Are You?
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
Your Birthdate: October 25
You excel at anything difficult or high tech.
In other words, you're a total (brilliant) geek.
It's difficult for you to find people worth spending time with.
Which is probably why you'll take over the world with your evil robots!
Your strength: Your unfailing logic
Your weakness: Loving machines more than people
Your power color: Tan
Your power symbol: Pi
Your power month: July
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!
Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? First try too, kids! Really. I didn't cheat. I'm just smart. Deal with it kid. Sheesh.
You Were a Koala
You value living life at a slow, peaceful, meditative pace.
You give insightful advice, helping others to overcome obstacles.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life? The beginning is true, but the last part is a definite stretch.
Your 1920's Name is:
Linus Jonas
What's Your 1920's Name?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.
What Temperment Are You?
Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.
You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.
In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.
You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused.
What Is Your Life Path Number? I don't agree with most of this, but my favorite number is 5. The internet is really really smart. Wow. Or we're just all too predictable.
I'VE JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN THE WORLD. I WILL NEVER DO ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. EVER. I PROMISE. REALLY.
Fucking CRAP!! I lied. I did a couple more tests due to my boredom. I really thought I was like, 90% tortured. So much for dreams.
I am 50% Tortured Artist. .. Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world. Take the
Tortured Artist Test
@ FualiDotCom
This shit is uncanny. The last part of this sentence of this is really really true. Wow.
I am 48% White Trash. .. The white trash in my blood will not keep me from becoming a doctor or a lawyer, but it will keep me from a good haircut and any sort of fashion sense. Take the
White Trash Test
@ FualiDotCom
I am 39% Geek. .. You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the
Geek Test
@ FualiDotCom
Okay, done forever. Really.
