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Bigmax 90209

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About Me

I like to have fun in my spare time. I'm too shallow to have any real hobbies or interests, so I'm going to play it safe and rattle off an array of universal traits that everyone can relate to, just in case someone suspects me of having a personality or opinion of my own !* 1 Amateur Science related * 2 Animal-related * 3 Arts and crafts * 4 Collecting * 5 Computer-related * 6 Food * 7 D.I.Y (Do It Yourself) * 8 Electronics * 9 Film-making * 10 Games * 11 Gardening * 12 Historical reenactment * 13 Interactive fiction * 14 Internet-based hobbies * 15 Literature * 16 Model (scale model) building * 17 Music * 18 Observation * 19 Outdoor/nature activities * 20 Performing arts * 21 Photography * 22 Sports or other physical activities * 23 Toys of some sophistication * 24 TransportationAmongst my limited array of personal interests and hobbies are shark fishing and pipe smoking.Pipe smoking is really all about relaxation. Since tobacco was discovered its been a favorite pastime of men and now some women find themselves smoking a pipe. There are really only 3 ways to smoke tobacco: cigarettes, cigars, and the pipe. The tobacco pipe is the only option which gives the smoker a lasting sense of pleasure and a total state of relaxation.A pipe is similar to a fountain pen or a fine time piece. It truly is a thing of beauty. Some even call a well-crafted pipe a work of art. It’s a pleasure to hold, inspect, perhaps tell a story about, and demands a certain amount of respect.What you’ll find over time is that smoking a pipe is actually an art and a science. The first task to learn is packing your pipe. Once it is packed with your tobacco of choice, lighting it evenly is the next challenge. Learning to actually smoke your pipe will also take some time. Don’t be afraid though, learning these skills is not a painstakingly long process nor are they hard to learn. It just takes some understanding and patience. The rewards of properly smoking your tobacco pipe is a wonderful aroma and great taste, not to mention a relaxed state of mind.And as for shark fishing ? well... Surf fishing for sharks is one of the funnest, most rewarding hobbies I’ve every taken part in. Shark fishing is one of the least appreciated types of fishing especially when you do it from a beautiful sandy beach. Most people think of sharks as ‘creatures of the deep’ or ‘man eaters’, but they are actually some of the best sports fishing to be had from the beach or boat. If you’re looking for something to do while enjoying the beach, shark fishing can provide an adrenaline-filled experience and a picture worth 1000 words.

My Interests

party party party

I'd like to meet:

jesse rose , hijack, daft punk, holly valance and YOU !

Music:

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Switch, Tevor Loveys, Solid Groove, Jesse Rose, Herve, Crookers, Santiago & Bushido, Speaker Junk, Dj Fame, Lee Mortimer, The Bulgarian, Sinden, Mickey Slim, HiJack, HeavyFeet, Jokers of the Scene, Annie Mac, Duke Dumont, Diplo, Erol Alkan, Stupid Fresh, Duke Dumont, Andy George, Scott Cooper, Twocker, Annie Mac, Busy P, Diplo, Justin Long, Oliver $

Movies:

1. This Is Spinal Tap (1984) "It's such a fine line between stupid...and clever." "He died in a tragic gardening accident... Authorities said... it's best to leave it... unsolved."2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) "Hi, my name is Brad Majors..." (Asshole!) "...this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss." (Slut!)3. Freaks (1932) "Gobble gobble, gobble gobble... We accept her... One of us, one of us..."4. Harold and Maude (1971) Harold: "You sure have a way with people." Maude: "Well, they're my species!"5. Pink Flamingos (1972) "Filth are my politics! Filth is my life."6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) "Hey, Grampa, we're gonna let you have this one!"7. Repo Man (1984) "Let's go get sushi and not pay!"8. Scarface (1983) "Shay 'jello to my wittle vrend!"9. Blade Runner "Wake up. Time to die."10. The Shawshank Redemption (1994) "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."11. Five Deadly Venoms (1978) "Hwayiii!"12. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) "All you of Earth are IDIOTS!" "Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future."13. Brazil (1985) "That is your receipt for your husband...and this is my receipt for your receipt."14. Eraserhead (1977) (A pervasive hiss of unsettling white noise.)15. Faster, Pussy-Cat! Kill! Kill! (1966) "Honey, we don't like nothing soft. Everything we touch is hard."16. The Warriors (1979) "Warriors come out to plaaay." or "Can...you...dig it?"17. Dazed and Confused (1993) "That's what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age."18. Hard-Boiled (1992) "There's no room for failure now. The innocent must die!" "Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God."19. Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987) "Groovy" or "I'll swallow your soul!" "Let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."20. The Mack (1973) "We can settle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangster s---."21. Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) "I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!" "There's a lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie, things you wouldn't understand, things you couldn't understand."22. Un Chien Andalou (1928, France) (It's a silent movie, but shrieks and gasps can often be heard in the audience."23. Akira (1988) "Tetsuoooooo!"24. The Toxic Avenger (1985) "They're going to nuke the monster!"25. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) "What is this, Wonka, some kind of fun house?" "Why? Having fun?" # Stranger Than Paradise (1984) "It's Screamin' Jay Hawkins, and he's a wild man, so bug off!"# Dawn of the Dead (1978) "They kill for one reason: They kill for food!"# The Wiz (1978) "Ease on down the road."# Clerks (1994) "I'm not even supposed to be here today."# The Harder They Come (1973) "Don'... f--- ... wit' ... me."# Slap Shot (1977) "Old-time hockey!"# Re-Animator (1985) "You steal the secret of life and death, and here you are trysting with a bubbleheaded coed!"# Grey Gardens (1976) "In dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character...S-T-A-U-N-C-H."# The Big Lebowski (1998) "The Dude abides."# Withnail and I (1987) "I demand to have some booze!"# Showgirls (1995) "I'm not a whore, I'm a dancer!"# A Bucket of Blood (1959) "I've never seen anything like it before...and I hope I never see anything like it again."# They Live (1988) "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...I'm all out of bubble gum."# The Best of Everything (1959) "Here's to men! Bless their clean-cut faces and dirty little minds!"# Barbarella (1968) "I'd better adjust my tongue box."# Heathers (1989) "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?" "Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no-fags-allowed rule?"# Rushmore (1998) "She's my Rushmore, Max."# The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984) "...No matter where you go, there you are." "Laugh-a while you can Monkey-Boy!!"# Love Streams (1984) "Life is a series of suicides, divorces, promises broken, children smashed, whatever."# Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story (1987) "I will not wear that hip-hugger thing. Mother. It makes me look really fat."# Aguirre, The Wrath of God (1972) "I am the Wrath of God!"# Walking and Talking (1996) "Do we really have to listen to this vagina music all the way there?"# The Decline of Western Civilization II: The Metal Years (1988) "I'm the happiest son-ofabitch, motherf---er there ever was."# Friday (1995) "It's Friday... You ain't got s--- to do."# Faces of Death, Vol. 1 (1978) "Banned in 46 countries!" (Tagline)

Television:

thats for idiots .............

Books:

Alexie, Sherman. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-time Indian. Illus. by Ellen Forney.Beah, Ishmael. A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier.Downham, Jenny. Before I Die.Hemphill, Stephanie. Your Own, Sylvia: A Verse Portrait of Sylvia Plath.Jones, Lloyd. Mister Pip.Landy, Derek. Skulduggery Pleasant.Peet, Mal. Tamar: A Novel of Espionage, Passion, and Betrayal.Polly, Matthew. American Shaolin: Flying Kicks, Buddhist Monks, and the Legend of Iron Crotch: An Odyssey in the New China.Selznick, Brian. The Invention of Hugo Cabret: A Novel. Illus. by Brain Selznick.Tan, Shaun. The Arrival. Illus. by Shaun Tan.

Heroes:

Full Time Killer game
Boom Boom Volleyball game
Super Fishing game
Hacky Sack game
SimGirls Dating Simulator game
Night Club Pick up game
Roulette Poker game

My Blog

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yeti madness

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The Myths and Truths Surrounding Werewolf Legend: So, what actually is werewolf or lycanthropy? Is it a fact based on concrete evidences? Is it a myth, fabrication of feeble minds? Is it an exaggera...
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