FELL IN LOVE ---- 23.......................................GOT TATTOOD/PIERCED---- 12.........................................................L OST SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU --- I wasnt born yet I would've loved to meet my grandfather I was named after him........................................................D RANK ALCOHOL ---- 6... My dad gave me a swig of jack...lol...............................................SMO KED WEED --- 8 my brother was getting high with his friends, and I was there so they hooked a bratha up...Lol... I'll never forget that night either..................................................... GOT A CELL PHONE--- 23.........................................................G OT KISSED ---- 8... Best friend in the neirborhood... You know the girl next door.......................................................G OT STUNG BY A BEE --- Damn all the time... I was from the country and I like it that way........................................................W ENT TO THE HOSPITAL---- 7 I got my foot stuck in between the fork of a bike, and the rubber on the tire rubbed my flesh off my foot; I still have tread marks on my foot.......................................................L OST A PET --- N/A.........................................GOT ARRESTED --- N/A.......................................DROVE A CAR --- 13.........................................BROKE A BONE --- 7.........................................GOT JUMPED --- N/A.........................................GOT SHOT AT --- Iraq 22....................................GOT A JOB --- 15... With my uncle..........................PLAYED A VIDEO GAME --- 6..................................GOT CHEATED ON --- 23......................................CHEATED ON SOMEONE --- I have never cheated, and never will.......................................................G OT A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND --- 8...........................RODE THE CITY BUS BY MYSELF --- N/A........................................................C ARED ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE --- what?......................................................W ENT TO A CONCERT--- 17....................................MET SOMEONE FAMOUS --- N/A.................................LOST YOUR VIRGINITY--- 23..................................GOT IN A CAR CRASH --- 6 my mom hit some guy........................................................D YED YOUR HAIR --- 19......................................RODE AN AIRPLANE --- 21 on my way to boot camp, for the army.......................................................H ow many...................................................HOURS a DAY ARE YOU ON MYSPACE --- a ridiculous amount.....................................................T IMES HAS YOUR HEART BEEN BROKEN --- once was enough.....................................................T IMES HAVE YOU WALKED IN ON YOUR PARENTS --- uhh once... Thanks for bringing that memory up...lol...................................................P EOPLE DO YOU HATE --- too many to count......................................................T IMES HAVE U GOT DUMPED ---- I dont keep track of that kind of stuff..............................................TIMES HAVE U DUMPED SOMEONE --- like I said, I dont keep track of that kind of stuff................................CDS DO YOU OWN --- I have no idea..........................WHY DID YOU ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS --- because I can!.......................................................
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.Spray mold spots with Tilex.Get out of shower.Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.Get in the shower.Wash your face.Wash your armpits.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.Spend majority of time washing privates and s! urrounding area.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.Pee.Rinse off and get out of shower.Partially dry off.Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.Admire wiener size in mirror again.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.Throw wet towel on bed.If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and....woo woo!!!
GEORGE STRAIT==STAIND==KENNY CHESNEY==GUNS N ROSES==BRAD PRAISLY==DISTURBED==BROOKS N DUNN==TRAPT==ALAN JACKSON==MUDVAYNE==GREEN DAY==CLINT BLACK==METALLICA==SEETHER==SYSTEM OF THE DOWN==KORN==SOUND GARDEN==PANTERA==GARTH BROOKS==SHIT BASICALLY ALL COUNTRY AND ALL ROCK, ALTERNATIVE, HEAVY METAL..
HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSE === PURE COUNTRY == 8 SEC =WATER BOY BASICALLY ALL ADAM SANDLER MOVIES HES HILLARIOUS == SUPER TROOPERS == OFFICE SPACE == THE EXCORSISTS OF EMILLY ROSE==YEA THAT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE == HELL RAISER == DEVILS REJECTS.. THAT WAS THE SECOND MOVIE FROM ROB ZOMBIE==PART TWO OF HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSE
SOUTH PARK==FAMILY GUY==BEAVIS'N'BUTTHEAD==
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs.Turn off shower.Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.Spray mold spots with Tilex.Get out of shower.Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.Get in the shower.Wash your face.Wash your armpits.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.Spend majority of time washing privates and s! urrounding area.Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.Pee.Rinse off and get out of shower.Partially dry off.Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.Admire wiener size in mirror again.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.Throw wet towel on bed.If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you. Have a great day! Oh, and....woo woo!!!