Merle(Part II)

(THIS IS MY NEW PROFILE, I FORGOT MY DAMN PASSWORD AFTER CHANGING IT DURING A NIGHT OF DRINKS. LONG STORY!! i CAN'T LOGIN TO THE OLD PROFILE SO IMADE A NEW ONE, I.E. I'M BAAAACK....) I live in MA. ( I have lived in MA, NH, NC, SC, HI, and FL so I may know ya). I like to listen to live music, go to sporting events,fly to Vegas, and have a good time! In my spare time I also: Build lemonade stands on Mt. Everest; Contsruct suspension bridges in my backyard; put my ear to the ground and listen for seismic activity; rearrange the alphabet so "z" doesn't always come in last; Nurse sick dolphins and teach them commands in Yiddish; Find new ways to dissprove Einstiens theory of Realativity; mispell words to piss off Webster and his infamous dictionary; dig tunnels to China; Put a dehumidifier and a humidifier and the same room and see wich one wins; Surf the Pipeline; play centerfield for the Redsox; Smoke cigars with Bill Clinton; Go to the theater with Alanis Morrissette; Go to golf courses and pretend I am Bill Murray; Give geese down pillows; Try to prove humpty dumpty was pushed; Take practice SAT tests and omit all the questions; Teach my dog to tango; Buy new DVD's and watch them on fast forward; play with bunson burners; scuba dive really deep puddles; eat non dolphin safe tuna; bang the old woman in the shoe; and play the wonderfull game of Parchesi..... Recently I have also been known to: Play X-Box 360 with the Dali Lama; Steal Whippets from Westminster; drive Deloreans with flux capacitors; Visit Retirement homes with Anna Nicole; Funnel beer with Will Ferrell, Negogiate Midlle East peace treaties, Develop chasity belt skeleton keys, rap nasty ryhmes and call myself K-WAG, and play with BOSTON TERRIERS from Pittsburgh ......More recently; I went online and played some one in Madden '07 (I didn't have online games as a kid) and beat this dude 63-7. The funny part was I used an Atari 2600